Prepare for More Sex

So I log onto ourworld and I found out you can adopt kids now.

So basically I want to adopt ten kids. Don't call me slut mother, because technically I'm not pushing anything out ok.

But SRLSY DIANNA, SHIVA, JUSTIN, PAULY D, COME BACK ON TO PRODUCE KIDS (EXTRA LARGE FONT, UNDERLINE)

I think people will still try this as an excuse to have more sex. If you are like me and a prior granny who doesn't know how the system works anymore, welcome to mommy blogging. (Is it sad that I am blogging about my virtual family?) The words mommy blogging just makes me shudder

So far I have zero kids because I believe in Carrie's philosophy from Mean Girls. I am probably going to live 80 more years now.

Also they show your exact level now WTF, new age to new stereotyping. That just tells you that you can't always always be on top right? I was on top for one short year, and IT IS SO FREAKING HARD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is so freaking hard to maintain that spot because basically you can't have a life. If you have a life your spot will be taken by a person, or you're going to miss a new trend, unless if you are someone like Sarah or Sonia who are iconic in some way.

Sarah is so rich that if you dress rich it's almost the same as being poor. wtf but so true. Same with Sonia, meanwhile I am unshamelessly putting on every super rare I have underneath the sun.

But my style has toned down a lot over the past few years.

We speak the truth.

#REUNIONWITHKIDZ

Why I am Voting for a Cabbage

It is that time of the month, so I shall post.

I know the interwebs, do you guys miss me? I miss you horribly, but school started which means I'm going to be educated, so I am going to blog more. (Part of the new education system.) I have also got back on ourWorld- to log on, and go on AFK.

Elections are going to be on soon, Vampire Diaries are back on, Gossip Girl is on their new season and 90210 is back on their new season too! Holy shit so many things to watch and talk about! I don't understand why they all go on hiatus in the summer, and come back in the fall. Summer is when I am on my butt wondering what I am going to do for the day (not this summer, mind you) and I would love to look forward to Damon Salvatore, Ed Westwick, and Naomi. Just Naomi. Thank you Pretty Little Liars for having our backs.

Elections are going to be on soon, which means President Obama and that white guy Mitt Romney is going to be on my TV-forever. Disney channel even took the cue and hasn't played Michelle Obama's vegetable skit for a long time. That was cute. This is coming from a girl/guy who is not voting for either of the two, but I just don't want Mitt Romney to win.

#RyanHigaForPresident #Cabbage

or
#PhillipDefrancoForVicePresident

I am voting for one of the two because they all have basic common sense.