My teeth and armpit hair

I am going on a holiday. Not because I can afford it, no, its not like that. (Party Pete forbid it that I can afford anything in this world that doesn't involve the two letters Dollar Store or Forever TwentyOne or Wet Seal. ) Most of the things that I can afford usually contains two letters. That is why I have two ears, two hearts, and two eyeballs.

You guys have met my eyeballs, at least one of them, but not very much of my other body parts. So I will delighten you before I leave for my sweet trip.

Here is a picture of my teeth:

Literally, I am blessed with horseteeth so I can chew my vegetables properly without worrying about having little chunks of food stuck between my teeth. *humblebrags*

My boobs:

so flat that you can see all across for miles and miles and pretty trees

My hair:

okay, maybe i'm just exaggerating on this one, but its about the same color

my beard:

i am really proud of this thing. this is the thing that allows me to hide my money in, my change in, my comb in, and my leftover potato chips in. i never shave/wax my beard because it's just that precious. Besides, it's much cheaper than a handbag

My armpit hair:

goes for miles and miles, the lovely shambles never end. every hair lays at a different place like art. why am i showing you this. if you look at the picture for more than ten seconds, you are a pervert

Now if you are thinking: Wow, what an ugly bimbo, i would never fuck her!

The feeling is mutual.

~Michi

My future plans

So I have great plans for the future. Not college plans LOLOL. I don't do those plans. I have many great plans, like travelling the world, marrying Harry Styles, etc etc. I could name all my great plans but that would take awhile. So I'll tell you guys about one of them. :D

One day, once upon a time, I went on ourWorld again for no reason. And Michi was my saviour and was online (hooray for Michi!). So I could count on not being bored that day. So we were talking and blablabla and she was talking to another one of her friends, and me, being a creeper, I stalked them. Like I always do when I'm bored. I stalk my friends, though, sometimes you can interrupt a moment. *cough*

So here I was either at the Boardwalk/Buzz and Michi introduces me to this lad named Josh. Josh is pretty great. He reminds me of my friend Eli. I think that's a good thing?? We spent the day trolling noobs. I think we met Party Pete that day, or whatever. IDK. Party Pete never accepted my friend request. Smh.

So a few days later or something... Josh says he's from Portugal. (Oh that's the day we met Party Pete LOLOL) I was like OMFG PORTUGAL!! I was kind of spazzing out or something because 1) Portugal is my crush's last name... 2) Portugal is hella awesome. I just like Europe, okay?

That was the day I decided I was going to move there. With my crush (can we call him CP? I'm gonna call him CP). And build a bridge from my house to Josh's house.

You guys heard me. A BRIDGE FROM MY HOUSE TO JOSH'S! How cool would that be? Our kids will be best friends, he told me so. Michi's gonna live under the bridge with Rebecca Black. We have the best neighbors ever. TROLLING UNDER THE BRIDGE! c; Josh also said he was going to teach me Portuguese sometime soon. He hasn't yet, smh. He should soon. It would be really helpful if he taught me so I don't have to buy a Rosetta Stone.

We're gonna have these awesome adventures in Portugal omfg.

- Carrie xx

Gem code bloggers

What 100 more views today already? The partner author thing is going really well, or maybe you guys just find Carrie a more pleasant fresh breath of air than me >:D muahahhahahha. Lol but Carrie is totally funny and awesome. Am I right? I told you you guys will like her.

Okay so I am blogging right now because I feel like it, but now that my sister is pestering me to watch the Voice with her I lost my train of thought on what I want to blog about.

I think I should blog about blogging and bloggers in general. I know people are really interested about that because those pages always get a few more views, or at least some times. The most views is when I blog about  my opinions, which proves that you don't need to be a gem code blogger in order to be successful :D

Okay, now I'm going to state my pet peeve on gem code bloggers.

Before I start, I would like to make a disclaimer.

Disclaimer: This post is not made to crush your dreams or whatnot. This post is to merely inspire/ offer my opinion for people who do want to have a blog, but is unsure. If you are happy being a gem code blogger, that is none of my business, and by all mean, then go on with gem coding or cheats, but this is just for people who aren't happy and want to bring something new to the table, which I encourage. 

Now that we're done with the awesome disclaimer, let's get on with it :D

Okay, big title GEM CODE BLOGGERS

I know I wanted to do this post for a long time and I did mention it in other posts, but today I'm going to make a hard dedication into talking about it.

I don't have a problem with gem code bloggers, I love them, preferrably I love OGC and owNews. I also liked a really old blogger whose name I forgot, and my ultimate favorite is Last Cookie.

However, I think that people should try new things out. For some reason, whenever people associate ourworld and blog together, they automatically think gems, cheats, codes, etc.

That is not all a blog is. For all you can do, you can blog about ponies and rainbows and butterflies if you wanted. A blog could also be blogging about: opinions, views, your daily life, what pisses you off, what needs to be improved, etc.

I mainly blog about opinions and what pisses me off. Your audience doesn't have to be aimed towards people who want to get filthy rich. Your audience could be aimed towards entertainment, news, or your opinions. Do you see every blog in real life aimed towards how to make you a millionaire? No, same with ourworld blogging.

There is already OGC and owNews who blogs possibly everything and anything under the heavens of the virtual island that's existent. Besides, even if they don't blog about it, I can see most of the gem codes in my newsfeed from the ourWorld page, anyway. OGC and owNews are just there so everything could be in one place, create unity, and helpful information.

Also, if you really love gem code blogging, cheats, and such, then go for it. Maybe someday OGC and owNews could retire. If you want to do that, then please, don't just copy and paste OGC or playgarise -_-. If I want to read OGC, I'll go read it DIRECTLY from OGC, nice graphics and all, and not the playgarize version. It's like if someone threw you a real Louis Vuitton bag at you and a fake Louis Vuitton bag at you you would obviously choose the real Louis Vuitton bag. SAME LOGIC

Think before you playgarize, most of the reader don't think you're great for playgarizing, WE COULD TELL. IF YOUR OW FRIENDS WHO SAY THEY COULDN'T TELL, THEY'RE LYING TO YOU!!!

It is wrong to copy and paste someone else's post that they put time, effort, and originality into and just say it as your own. If you want to do that, then please at least cite that you playgarized from them somewhere.

Maybe captioned like this:
playgarized from OGC 


cept bigger font and bolder.

~Michi

People that add me

You know those weird ourWorld noobies that add you... You know the ones with names like Daisy1597025 or something... like Party Pete 100. Where do they come up with names anyways? We had great noob names  back in '09.

Ah, the good old days.

Anyways. They seem to find me everywhere, and add me all day, err'day. Like I don't get it, your parents told you not to talk to strangers. Yet you add me, I could be those secret 50 year old men that create fake profile to talk to girls. 

Kids, I'm warning you now. Never create an account for those dating sites. Unless you want to date a 50 year old pedophile. COLD HARD TRUTH MAN.

Psh. Friend requests make me feel popular and a little bit freaked out. It's like when some person from India sends you a friend request and you'r just like..... Wtf. 

POPULAR ME. 

PARTYING WITH TWO FRIENDS THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW ME FTW. 

Doesn't help that I've changed my name 156297029 times that not even my old best friend could recognize me. *sob* 

Then there's this chick who I deleted like months ago.... She suddenly adds me back, even after I change my name. WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?

Then there are people who I want to be friends with and don't even add me back. *cough* Mr Dumb *cough* I ONLY WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND. *sniffle* 

Just... People these days... Smh. 

-Carrie xx 

Lol, hai.

WOOOOOOO.


Hi. I'm Carrie. OR, Carriet. Michi is Michiet. 


Yes, our names are full of swaggour.
You only get swaggour if you read this blog. Heheh. Seriously. 
Well you're reading this blog so you must have swaggour.


So I guess I should tell you about myself. This is where it gets awkward and I suddenly forget who I am.


I have a ton of husbands. YEAH. 
Like him

Look how cute he looks, holding a koala. I'm jealous of a koala. 
Here's a picture of Liam with a koala for Michi. 

He looks so awkward like... 'I'm scared this koala is gonna eat me, but I'm still smiling' awkward. 


This is Logan Lerman. Aka Logypoop. I think this will be my background.

IT'S LIKE SWAG. 


So I like searching up weird pictures of celebrities. Try looking up Funny One Direction pictures. EL OH EL. 


Michi told you guys I like trolling people on ourWorld. I do, I DO. :D 
I like pretending I'm from different countries when trying to find Numba1Fans


LOL AWKWARD GOODBYE, COMMENCE.
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Bye. 
-Carrie

Names that kills your brain cells

How to get names that will make girls want to fuck you.

Okay, so I got inspired right when I logged on right now. LOL

Okay, so I know a lot of people on ourWorld has a lot of awesome/creative names, and once in a while we even have a whole big MAINSTREAM NAME MOVEMENT.

Eg. 2010 when everyone had to change their names with Xx or Oo or Cxii like XxSmileForYouxX . Seriously, at one point I wanted to change my name to XxAphrothenaxX or OoMichioO but thank God I didn't do that!!! (Even though OoMichioO does sound really cool.) Can't make fun of it too much, since I had friends who did that.

Anyway, now we just make fun of people who have names with seductive meanings. Or some people. If you have a deep meaning like ... Horney4u, Cxii8DBack4James, or BeingHorneyKillsUrBrainCells , people probably won't make fun of you.

By the way, this is what a typical BeingHornyKillsUrBrainCells looks like

So fucking chose your names carefully before you start the game! It creates the whole image and what people think of you!

But if you have a name like: Eggs, EggsThatMakeKids, or LeggoMyEggo8D


and if you dress in rich clothes/have a lot of SRs, you will not be made fun of, you will probably be considered as eccentric 


THIS IS LIKE FUCKING CLASS WARFARE IN REAL LIFE!!!

EXCEPT ON VIRTUAL LIFE!!!!! WHICH MAKES IT BETTER!!!

Okay, the main tip I wanted to give was, if you're a guy or a girl, then you should be careful about choosing your name. Remember, a name will give first impressions weather to bully you, or hug you, think of you as a fatty sausage, or think of you as an eccentric sausage. IT WILL DETERMINE IF YOU ARE A DISNEY PRINCESS OR A DISNEY PEASANT WHO WILL ONE DAY TURN INTO A PRINCESS

But unless you are 16-21, please do not put the year you're born in in your name. You could, but that is a pet peeve of mine when I see someone who's name is Miley2001 walking around the Boardwalk. o_o Suddenly, I have urges to protect that girl from the maniacs of the island, including me.

And if somebody does bully you for your name, just remember to act crazier. A lot of people are more scared of crazies than they are of argumentative people. Thumbs up to you if you watch the Phillip DeFranco show.

Signing off

~Michi

Promoting my shit

I am in a shitty mood. For some reason, I only blog on here when I'm in shitty mood. Other times, I blog on other blog that is all filled with rainbows and butterflies, and then I have another blog, that I blog everyday, and that blog is called....TWITTER.

hahahahahah

Okay, I decided to blog about some tips bloggers shall know. I know, I'm really reluctant to blog about information and tips, but I saw other bloggers doing it, so I was like Why not? I was reading them, and I was checking them off one by one and was like THAT IS SO TRUE@!!!!!!!!!  and with others I was like what man what. AND THEN I BEGAN GETTING MY OWN IDEAS FOR TIPSIES!

I know, I haven't done a tipsie blog post in forever. Why do i sound so much happier when I am in a shittier mood? Internet makes no sense now.

I was going to complain about something too, but then I forgot.

Oh yeah! I just remembered.

I was looking through my old blog posts, and the current blog posts, and realizing how I don't get as many views/comments on posts anymore. Luckily I still have views, ( If you're one of those bloggers, I love you), but its not as much as before, even though I do admit, the views are climbing up higher and higher everyday.

I realize lots of things I was doing wrong now. Some right off the bat, and some off the bat.

Right off the bat is the obvious one: I don't blog as much as I used to anymore. No brainer. but I can practically check that problem off my list since Carrie is going to be co-blogging. This blog is going to be as much hers as it is mine. No more fucking my nasty opinion/ personality smeared all over the web. It will be mixed/integrated along with Carrie's awesome one. If I could find a blogger who would do tips, cheats, and codes, that will be just fine, but then I realized I don't want a blog that will do tips, cheats and codes.

Then the not so obvious one to me also hit me:
I DON'T PROMOTE MY SHIT THAT MUCH ANYMORE


This is a huge fucking problem! Even actors and actresses promote their shit when they have a new movie out/DVD/ or TV Show. (That is why Ashton Kutcher should have promoted The Beautiful Life somemore :( I really like that series <3 or still promote it now HARHAR, OR I PROMOTE IT HAR HAR SOMEMORE) Not saying that I'm a celebrity, LOL I HAD TO CRACK UP AT THAT, but even Last Cookie and OGC promoted their blogs, SO WHY NOT I DO IT TOO?!

I did do it, but now I'm just not as hardcore on it anymore. Not hardcore= not many new viewership.

I'm thinking about setting up some awesome contests or something in trade of promotion. Plus, promoting your site is hard work man. Unless you are the firsts, your site is kick ASS (and even those sites don't get a lot of viewership these days) or if you know someone with a lot of influence, chances are your site isn't going to have high viewership. That is life, and that is why blogging life sucks sometimes.

I love blogging, and blogging will always be a passion of mine, but I also like it when I know people are viewing my hard work. Blogging isn't always easy. For the most part, you have brain blockages and you need to put time and effort in your posts. At times you have so many ideas that you create around six posts a day, and then you have to disappear for a while because all your ideas ran out. Yes, I am talking about myself.

And usually when I devote my time on one blog, all of my blogging energy/juice gets used up for the day/week depends what time of the mood it is.

I guess I should blog about tipsies, but I really should save that for another post.
Update on my real life: I'm going on a holiday during the weekend.

~Michi

PS It's going to take a lot of time to get used to signing off like this.

New Blogger

You guys are all going to be so fucking happy! Happy Memorial Day when this news come out! Cheers if you're in the US! If you're not in the US, cheers to you anyway!

Alright, so I'm going to have a new blogger on my site now. Therefore, I will have a post everyday or every other day so you guys won't get bored since now I'm procrastinating more on blogging. To solve everyone's problems, I'm going to have a new blogger on my site.

Her name is Carrie. I think you guys will be interested to read her. She isn't as sour as me, and she has a strong personality. Plus, she's really awesome and she likes trolling. I think she has a problem with trolling because she does it everyday, even when it's not mandatory and no one's watching. Yay for trolling adventures

wdf guess this cannot be known as AphrothenasWorld anymore because that'lll seem really conceited of me, and I'll need a new blog icon. LOL The one I have is from FOREVER AGO

Anyway, we're going to sign off with signatures, so I'lll make the first example

~Michi

Hot guys named Cole

*Feels highly guilty again* Wtf 4.5 thousand views!!!!!!! I know I haven't been blogging lately, obviously. I used to blog maybe once or twice a week, so I have been blogging lately :D Just not as much as last week.

I haven't been on ourWorld hardcore lately, so there really isn't a lot I can blog about currently, except complaining about the marketplace prices, and Zoe's Clubbers. Man, I don't dislike Zoe's Clubbers as much as I dislike the creators. I don't dislike Zoe's Clubbers at all, actually. Unless if one is personally mean or makes a great attempt to be mean to me, then I dislike you, but not Zoe's Clubbers in general. Let's use the term jealousy, instead.

I mean I could upload some of the hate mail I get, and I still have some starred from the granny ages, but I posted everything that was hated about me on this blog. I mean I can surf through the granny ages, but no thanks. Who wants to go down memory lane of your beloved who quit? or in this case more liked DIED

Cartoon roleplay is really dramatic

I've always wanted to hold a contest for a long time. I think I might make a contest. I know you guys hate "update" posts like this, but I just feel really guilty seeing a whole bunch of views and not posting.

I should make you forget everything by uploading a picture of a hot guy.

I LOVE HIM!!! If you know who this is, I LOVE YOU TOO!! :D

If you're sent here by a person other than myself, you should be ashamed of yourself

I forgot my extra cautious manners that people require on this island game. Oh wait, I didn't.

There are some laws of virtual games that I will never grasp, except that people who follow/make them are complete idiots. This is why we go to school, guys. Now I know why I would get so sad when I played this game and went to trading events. I usually go to events when I'm home from work or school. (I know, I finally got a job.) Then I go to an event where a percentage of people attempt to use no kind of educational/logical/reasonable fiber have what-so-ever. Here is what I mean by this:

Girl: Do you want to trade? 


Me: Sure ^_^ (Checks brag bag beforehand to save time.) 


Girl: I want you're halo.


Me: Alright, what's your best offer? ^_^


Girl: Check my brag bag


Me: Sorry, I have most of the items already. ^_^


Girl: I'm pretty sure you don't have EVERYTHING in my brag bag! 


Me: The halo is worth 3 mill. (And that was pretty generous because the halo was worth much more.) 


Girl: How about the dress/rose/etc.


Me: That's only worth .6 mill... ^_^


Girl: bitch


I'm sorry, did you not know the difference between 600,000 and 3,000,000 million? Did I not use the expression of a cute bunny ^_^ and be polite? Most importantly: DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT BY THE PHRASE 'Sorry, I have most of the items already ^_^'  translates to: I'm not interested.

I think this should be the whole 'Facebook/Myspace Profile Picture' Movement. Instead of having captions like the ones we have now, people should switch it to translations.

I'll give you an example on myself. Yes, you're finally going to see what I look like, or at least a part of me.

You don't know how often common sense can trip people up. Maybe I should create an app like "I'd cap that" . Not only will I "cap that", but I would give people the common sense and basic wisdom they need in life.

If you're trading and if you're coming up with a similar problem and if you want to come off as an asshole, send this link to the other person. I'm pretty sure they'll understand.

LOVE

I know this should be going under my personal blog, but I'm not up to sorting out photos, so I'm going to make this a mostly-text ourWorld blog and maybe copy and paste it later. 

I was just on ourWorld again (for the ninth time today) and I got sad all of a sudden. I looked around me and I realized there were couples EVERYWHERE 

Oh my gosh, I didn't mean for this to be a comical Nicholas Spark's book in blog form, but it made me wonder what my love life is like. Not just on this place, but in real life, Earth, and the realm. ( I think electrical chemicals make me a little high.) 

Like when I was little I never really wanted to marry or have kids or anything. 

Since yesterday ever since I watched that movie with my friends I never even wanna think about giving birth wtf 

And after all I was growing up I was convinced no one would want a loud, opinionated, short girl as their wife. #truestory #humblebrags

(Like honestly, eh how many people could say they're SHORT, opinionated, and loud?) 

But now that I'm getting older, I'm still not a hardcore believer of this love, "soulmate", affinity lover, thingy, but I do believe in LOVE NOW!! 

I know, wtf. 

It's so complicated. Now looking back to it, I realized my love life has been pretty sad. I could never trust anyone I'm with and I'm the most awkward gf on the planet. I'm good at making friends, and have no problem with friends who are guys, but once a relationship and love is involved, I suck. 

Now I wonder if all of this crappy misfortune in my love life is saving up for something awesome for me in the future. I can't imagine why something awesome would be waiting for me; I mean a lot of my friends and people now already hardcore know what they want to do when they get out of school.

Then you have me: I know what I enjoy doing, but I don't know what I want to hardcore BE. I keep on telling my mom, siblings, and friends to suggest me jobs, but none of them ring a bell. Besides, people always suggests things like : comedian, businesswoman, lawyer, or psychologist. I feel like being a businesswoman and/or lawyer is rather a safe career route. In the courtroom, your life will be bound by the law and there are so much speech that is restricted. I don't want myself to live in a comfortable, safe, but yet restricted life. That goes same as a businesswoman. I don't care how much money is thrown at my face, I don't want to live a life filled with restrictions. Besides, I don't want to work a job that I'm not passionate about. 

Meanwhile, I mean a comedian isn't a BAD job; it's interesting enough, but I don't want it to be my JOB making people laugh. I make people laugh because I like to see them smile, not because I'm FORCED to or being, in a way, paid to. Besides, none of those jobs ring that bell for me. A psychologist wouldn't be bad. I like learning about psychology, sociology and I've always wanted to help people, but then it doesn't have that clear ringing. It's not as dreadful as being a businesswoman, lawyer, or comedian, but it's not something I can see myself doing for twenty years of my life. 

I WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MARRY THEIR JOBS

I'm literally, just taking life day by day now. I never know what's going to come my way, but I always feel, lucky. Even when I'm in the worst moods for the past month, I still feel extremely lucky and grateful. I'm so grateful for my friends in real life. They've helped me through so much, giving me so much advice, and accepting who I am. I'm grateful for my family, and my friends online who might not ever have seen me physically. You've all accepted me even when I couldn't accept myself. Last but not least, I'm grateful for my blog readers. I'm grateful for the ones on my other blog, and this blog. 

Sometimes when I think about this, I get so happy that I feel like a little bubble of happiness is going to pop inside of me. 

I know everyone has a stereotype saying that people who play online island games are losers, but I just want everyone to know that online or not, everyone has feelings, and everyone is a human. Online or not, you guys all mean the same to me, and have the same equal value in my heart ^_^ 

This was a really long, and wordy blog post, but for the first time, I'm speaking to you guys not as Aphrothena, not as whatever you may think me as, but as a human being Michi.

Zoe Needs to Leave our economy the fuck alone

Zoe needs to leave our economy the fuck alone. I liked it better when she was the ourWorld version of Tom.

I really don't understand this woman. I'm understanding history a lot more now and why people would get so pissed when the government interfered with the economy, because this is exactly what's happening to me now. I am an innocent, poor tourist who only buys residency twice a year if you're lucky. Meanwhile, you got the rich teenagers who are residents, or better yet, Zoe's Clubbers who you favor more.

I could understand why ourWorld would favor residents/Zoe's Clubbers more, after all they are paying something. Meanwhile, I'm giving the creators shit. However, is it just me or does it seem like ourWorld is especially favoring the Zoe's Clubbers? After all, what do residents get? ABILITY TO TRADE IN THE MARKETPLACE?! NO ADS? AN ALLOWANCE OF 150+ GEMS?! AN EXTRA 100% BOOST THAT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE? BIGGER CONDO?  A KEY ONCE A MONTH TO A DUNGEON GUARDED BY FRANK?

Compared to the Zoe's Clubbers:
-Get SRs items that aren't available to the 95% of us (if they spend more money)
-Gets to list items for free
-Get ability to now bid on items that can make the rest of the items go right out of value the next day if should be
-No ads
-Extra boost
-Extra groups
-Bigger Condo
-Extra special key

But I am pro-Special treatment for people who pay. However, I do have a problem with the MP controlled by a few handful people. I think that people who pay should get a few perks and live their online lives with no bullying, luxury, fuck the best people, blahbalhbalbhalhbalhbalhhh BUT Y GET TO CONTROL WHOLE ECONOMY?

CEOs are desperate for more payers and players. Players so they can feel sad and out of place and then pay for Zoe's. A Resident now is just a little bit above a tourist.

Shit gamers play. omasdf jenna marble title

I am home today because I got unfortunate enough to catch a stomacheache. wtfml

Last night it started and wouldn't go away, just when I was about to start math homework too. That's the proof that math is poison to my body. 

So today I'm in a badass grumpy awesome mood. It's the perfect mood for trolling. I haven't been on ourworld lately, but I decided to give it a long, hardcore visit today, and I realized what has changed: People are idiots. 

A lot could change when you leave for a few months. You could be the richest person leaving and come back poor as fuck. You want to know why? Because your swag is gone now. Your swag is gone and replaced by the new generation of ourWorld gamers who will probably ditch ourWorld for IMVU once they discover it, like how you have. 

This is how the chain of gaming works, no lie. I'm Hipster/Scientist Michi, so I know all of this gaming stuff. You can trust me. I may hate math and have no degree, but I am still an accurate scientist. 

1.

This is like the first shit people start playing. If you want to be more technical, the first would be the disneychannel games. 

I know I use Club Penguin a lot, but it's not like I have hate towards Club Penguin or Disney. I love Disney, but even the people over there have to admit Club Penguin is turning a little ghetto as kids start to hit puberty and learn about sex in third grade. It's a pretty exciting period. Then they learn how to get around the chats and get penguins into their igloos. LOL

obviously home of a boss. Too bad my crib only had one constant theme throughout my two years playing:

Yet, it is the most bad ass out of all of them. Just look at the way the trees sway. 

2. Second stage comes ourworld

Look how cool the graphics look!! All high tech and shit compared to the ones above! And guess what? The people/avatars there are ACTUALLY IN HUMAN SHAPE AND FORM?! NO WAY!!!!!!! AND YOU CAN DRESS UP AND THERE IS A CLEAR DISTINCTION BETWEEN GIRL AND BOY?! BEST SITE EVER!!!!! 

And of course you can express yourself in slutty clothes. This is the era of gamers who just hit puberty and in puberty. 

Of course then you log on and realize you still can't curse, but you can have sex moves. = logic of the ceos AT LEAST SLUTTY CLOTHES ARE STILL AVAILABLE!! 

Hey, and what originated out of oW are those bloggers like me, who blog about gem codes, because I obviously blog about gem codes and provide useful information to get you through this game. 

3. IMVU

This describes everything that needs to be said about IMVU ^ 

I'm going to describe it anyway. It's like ourWorld except BETTER and DIFFERENT

oh my gohshshhshs why am i advertising for them. I don't even go on IMVU. 

It's like ourWorld except BIGGER, BETTER, and more boobs. 

Plus, you can customize your own shit and get pets. and have sex. if you're into things like that. 

This is aimed for people who are in puberty or 30 year olds who are unhappy with their wives. lyk why it got to be like this

I can guarentee you 99/100 people ditch ourworld for IMVU. the other 1/100 people decided that real life is more important and reproductive because there you can actually do something and not kill your sells from computer radiation. I'm the .1% who are in the middle 

4.

Don't know much about this game except people who play it wont shut up about it. and they spend a lot of money on it. and people have given up their wives and life to afford this game and play. this deserves a hashtag #truestory

If you are one of those people who are wondering who the fuck am i to voice my opinion, I would like to respond with a smart answer:

Update: fml i realized i spellt 'cells' 'sells' ksdjfsdkloaghaffffaffagafffffagafff