If I have to see one more picture of a guy's non existent penis and a girl's non existent "hot arse" on the Boardwalk, I think I might go nuts.
If you can guess it: I am back. Sort of. Being back doesn't really bring a beautiful insight into humanity, and it seems as if every year it keeps on getting worse and worse and worse until one day a miraculous blogger by the name of Michi will save the pixelated island with her Dallas hair and penguin hat.
There are a few things I do not get. Most of it is the vibe. I never really got that anyway. OurWorld is like a horrible, terrible disease. Terrible. Once you log on and start spending time on it for real, even just a little interest, it takes much much boredom to get you out. Trust me, this is hard considering that you are mostly bored on ourWorld already. It is like a game made for addiction for boredom. You log on, nothing happens (normal people on the game don't interact with each other but stare at each other), you try to log off, but you can't. Once you manage to succeed to log off, you log right back on.
Bitch, whoever invented this system needs to fix this shit.
First time you get on, you get that rush, you feel weird. Then you like the rush, after, you feel like wtf just hit you. I am at the wtf just hit me part. Socializing on the Boardwalk makes my brain feels like peanuts.
What's worse is that the conversation never starts. Ever. I think the only time people really even talk on there is when they're fucking each other. We are turning into a capitol of morons. All because of this disease that I will name ourWorld.
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
You can keep your Singles, Porn, and Walmart Coupons
I have been getting a constant flow of views, and along with it Spam Comments. Usually those doesn't get published unless if I approve of them, but most of them usually look like this:
Notice how none of them knows my name. If I am such a valued blogger/customer/human being/partner, then why do none of those people know my name? More importantly,why do you want me to visit your site, which usually links to eharmony.com, some kind of porn site, or a site where I can get a two dollar Walmart coupon.
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Notice how none of them knows my name. If I am such a valued blogger/customer/human being/partner, then why do none of those people know my name? More importantly,why do you want me to visit your site, which usually links to eharmony.com, some kind of porn site, or a site where I can get a two dollar Walmart coupon.
You can keep your singles.
By the way, why are the pictures of their models being taken through car windows. Is it just me, or does her boyfriend look like Simon Cowell.
You can keep your porn.
You can keep your two dollar Walmart coupon. If I am so valued, then why do I have to buy something first in order to get it free.
Saturday, November 3, 2012
XFactor and Balls
I have decided perhaps another blogger layout since I am bored as shit as this one, and I am conceited as shit so it would be great if my viewers came on my blog and see a big picture of me on top of their page.
Then I actually logged on and viewed my site and realized it is perfect the way it is. I want to make it more perfect however.
I must confess for the past few days something horrible came to me that I cannot contain, and that is, I have started watching X Factor. I know, I have became addicted to that shit.
It's not like this year is good, since the judges have no chemistry, except for LA Reid and Simon Cowell who has a bad bromance going on there, except it is not as intimate anymore. Now it is just awkward with Demi and Britney Spears in the middle. I love them all as individuals (Britney more or less) but when you put them all at judging panel, it is awkward. The most annoying part is that I cannot stop watching.
I probably should have stopped, taped my mouth, and stuffed Demi's face with mushrooms when Jillian Jensen got eliminated, but I didn't.
Fatal Mistake
Now only is it annoying, it is hooking. It is one of those things that you keep on wishing it'll get better, but every single time your balls gets crushed.
Election day is on Tuesday. Everyone should vote.
Then I actually logged on and viewed my site and realized it is perfect the way it is. I want to make it more perfect however.
I must confess for the past few days something horrible came to me that I cannot contain, and that is, I have started watching X Factor. I know, I have became addicted to that shit.
It's not like this year is good, since the judges have no chemistry, except for LA Reid and Simon Cowell who has a bad bromance going on there, except it is not as intimate anymore. Now it is just awkward with Demi and Britney Spears in the middle. I love them all as individuals (Britney more or less) but when you put them all at judging panel, it is awkward. The most annoying part is that I cannot stop watching.
I probably should have stopped, taped my mouth, and stuffed Demi's face with mushrooms when Jillian Jensen got eliminated, but I didn't.
Fatal Mistake
Now only is it annoying, it is hooking. It is one of those things that you keep on wishing it'll get better, but every single time your balls gets crushed.
Election day is on Tuesday. Everyone should vote.
Monday, October 29, 2012
Prepare for More Sex
So I log onto ourworld and I found out you can adopt kids now.
So basically I want to adopt ten kids. Don't call me slut mother, because technically I'm not pushing anything out ok.
But SRLSY DIANNA, SHIVA, JUSTIN, PAULY D, COME BACK ON TO PRODUCE KIDS (EXTRA LARGE FONT, UNDERLINE)
I think people will still try this as an excuse to have more sex. If you are like me and a prior granny who doesn't know how the system works anymore, welcome to mommy blogging. (Is it sad that I am blogging about my virtual family?) The words mommy blogging just makes me shudder
So far I have zero kids because I believe in Carrie's philosophy from Mean Girls. I am probably going to live 80 more years now.
Also they show your exact level now WTF, new age to new stereotyping. That just tells you that you can't always always be on top right? I was on top for one short year, and IT IS SO FREAKING HARD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so freaking hard to maintain that spot because basically you can't have a life. If you have a life your spot will be taken by a person, or you're going to miss a new trend, unless if you are someone like Sarah or Sonia who are iconic in some way.
Sarah is so rich that if you dress rich it's almost the same as being poor. wtf but so true. Same with Sonia, meanwhile I am unshamelessly putting on every super rare I have underneath the sun.
But my style has toned down a lot over the past few years.
We speak the truth.
#REUNIONWITHKIDZ
So basically I want to adopt ten kids. Don't call me slut mother, because technically I'm not pushing anything out ok.
But SRLSY DIANNA, SHIVA, JUSTIN, PAULY D, COME BACK ON TO PRODUCE KIDS (EXTRA LARGE FONT, UNDERLINE)
I think people will still try this as an excuse to have more sex. If you are like me and a prior granny who doesn't know how the system works anymore, welcome to mommy blogging. (Is it sad that I am blogging about my virtual family?) The words mommy blogging just makes me shudder
So far I have zero kids because I believe in Carrie's philosophy from Mean Girls. I am probably going to live 80 more years now.
Also they show your exact level now WTF, new age to new stereotyping. That just tells you that you can't always always be on top right? I was on top for one short year, and IT IS SO FREAKING HARD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so freaking hard to maintain that spot because basically you can't have a life. If you have a life your spot will be taken by a person, or you're going to miss a new trend, unless if you are someone like Sarah or Sonia who are iconic in some way.
Sarah is so rich that if you dress rich it's almost the same as being poor. wtf but so true. Same with Sonia, meanwhile I am unshamelessly putting on every super rare I have underneath the sun.
But my style has toned down a lot over the past few years.
We speak the truth.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Why I am Voting for a Cabbage
It is that time of the month, so I shall post.
I know the interwebs, do you guys miss me? I miss you horribly, but school started which means I'm going to be educated, so I am going to blog more. (Part of the new education system.) I have also got back on ourWorld- to log on, and go on AFK.
Elections are going to be on soon, Vampire Diaries are back on, Gossip Girl is on their new season and 90210 is back on their new season too! Holy shit so many things to watch and talk about! I don't understand why they all go on hiatus in the summer, and come back in the fall. Summer is when I am on my butt wondering what I am going to do for the day (not this summer, mind you) and I would love to look forward to Damon Salvatore, Ed Westwick, and Naomi. Just Naomi. Thank you Pretty Little Liars for having our backs.
Elections are going to be on soon, which means President Obama and that white guy Mitt Romney is going to be on my TV-forever. Disney channel even took the cue and hasn't played Michelle Obama's vegetable skit for a long time. That was cute. This is coming from a girl/guy who is not voting for either of the two, but I just don't want Mitt Romney to win.
#RyanHigaForPresident #Cabbage
or
#PhillipDefrancoForVicePresident
I am voting for one of the two because they all have basic common sense.
I know the interwebs, do you guys miss me? I miss you horribly, but school started which means I'm going to be educated, so I am going to blog more. (Part of the new education system.) I have also got back on ourWorld- to log on, and go on AFK.
Elections are going to be on soon, Vampire Diaries are back on, Gossip Girl is on their new season and 90210 is back on their new season too! Holy shit so many things to watch and talk about! I don't understand why they all go on hiatus in the summer, and come back in the fall. Summer is when I am on my butt wondering what I am going to do for the day (not this summer, mind you) and I would love to look forward to Damon Salvatore, Ed Westwick, and Naomi. Just Naomi. Thank you Pretty Little Liars for having our backs.
Elections are going to be on soon, which means President Obama and that white guy Mitt Romney is going to be on my TV-forever. Disney channel even took the cue and hasn't played Michelle Obama's vegetable skit for a long time. That was cute. This is coming from a girl/guy who is not voting for either of the two, but I just don't want Mitt Romney to win.
#RyanHigaForPresident #Cabbage
or
#PhillipDefrancoForVicePresident
I am voting for one of the two because they all have basic common sense.
Friday, September 21, 2012
Guy took shit on lawn
Once upon a time dere wuz a guy who took a sheit on ma lawn dude. it wasn't ok, as he pulled down his pants you culd see his big polktadotted target boxrs, and he got no swag man. i noe it wuz polkadotted becoz i got the same pair!!!!!!!! c'ept i have spongebob on mine!!!! i will nevr throw dat away coz dat is the first boxrs i fucked in if you no wut i meen!!!!! my lyf is so excitig. immediately, i tld dat dude to get off of my lawn, but he continued to tke his big shit, so i gve him da bird and told him to fawk himslf.
he still wuldn't leeve so i went inside my house and got my big shovel dat i use to pick up ants to tlk to. i began chasing him with my shovl, but becuz my pants were pulled down belw my asscheekz, they slipped dwn to my neez!!!!! then the man got away!!!!!!! coz i was being a d-bag and decided not to pull up my pants. de end!
den i posted da whole stori on fb!!!!!
-swagxAPHROTHENAXGOTXSWAGXXXMAN!!!!
he still wuldn't leeve so i went inside my house and got my big shovel dat i use to pick up ants to tlk to. i began chasing him with my shovl, but becuz my pants were pulled down belw my asscheekz, they slipped dwn to my neez!!!!! then the man got away!!!!!!! coz i was being a d-bag and decided not to pull up my pants. de end!
den i posted da whole stori on fb!!!!!
-swagxAPHROTHENAXGOTXSWAGXXXMAN!!!!
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Monday, September 3, 2012
I have looked through at the history of how celebrities rose to fame and fell from fame, and the rising and falling part are pretty much the same.
Not that I am saying I am a celebrity, mind you. I am just saying how this applies to my blog in a way.
Celebrities rise to fame because they are liked by many people, or if they do something outrageously wrong (like suck a dick).
Celebrities fall from fame because they...went MIA
This goes as well for youtubers and bloggers. Sometimes youtubers or bloggers rise to fame because people naturally like them, or they're just one of the first to join, thus becoming really popular. Other times it's because they know someone famous, or they are very informative.
Some youtubers get famous because they make videos so you will constantly have something to watch from them.
That goes along with bloggers too.....
However, some bloggers and youtubers get famous because they do not blog for so long. Then their material must be worth that click every now and then.
This is so weird. That is how the world works though.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Why I am traumatized
I am scarred for fucking life.
Alrighty, I know it has been bloody long since I've blogged, but I have a personal blog too, where I upload pictures and such.
Anyway, so I was checking my blog like how I do everyday, and their stats and everything, and I have realized how this one website, filmhill.com has been contributing to a good amount of views lately.
I googled some of it to make sure it isn't some sort of fucking porn site, because I have seen too many pop ups that ask me if I like Asian women or not or if I want Russian women in my bed. Seriously, I am watching my TV show.
It seemed safe. Most of the answers were asking of filmhill was safe or not or legal or not and it was a, well, film/video site. Nothing said it was sketchy, except for the questions and answers answering or explaining if the site was legal or not.
Then, I clicked on the link, and porn pops up.
It took me a few minutes to process in my head what was that thing, but it registered. As soon as it did, I exited out and felt like barfing.
Then I closed down my blog and made it private. Would you want wankers on your blog?
That is exactly how I felt. What a pity too because I just ate some good pineapple pizza. Now I can feel it all swirling in my stomach, waiting to be barfed up.
Maybe I am over exaggerating to some people. Not to me.
Could this be considered as eye-rape? I am traumatized.
Alrighty, I know it has been bloody long since I've blogged, but I have a personal blog too, where I upload pictures and such.
Anyway, so I was checking my blog like how I do everyday, and their stats and everything, and I have realized how this one website, filmhill.com has been contributing to a good amount of views lately.
I googled some of it to make sure it isn't some sort of fucking porn site, because I have seen too many pop ups that ask me if I like Asian women or not or if I want Russian women in my bed. Seriously, I am watching my TV show.
It seemed safe. Most of the answers were asking of filmhill was safe or not or legal or not and it was a, well, film/video site. Nothing said it was sketchy, except for the questions and answers answering or explaining if the site was legal or not.
Then, I clicked on the link, and porn pops up.
It took me a few minutes to process in my head what was that thing, but it registered. As soon as it did, I exited out and felt like barfing.
Then I closed down my blog and made it private. Would you want wankers on your blog?
That is exactly how I felt. What a pity too because I just ate some good pineapple pizza. Now I can feel it all swirling in my stomach, waiting to be barfed up.
Maybe I am over exaggerating to some people. Not to me.
Could this be considered as eye-rape? I am traumatized.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Not wearing clothes is not demoting yourself, wearing clothes is demoting yourself.
I have realized a large trend on ourWorld, and that is girls and boys alike are being seductive. It is not just girls anymore changing their normal clothes into swim suits in December because ourWorld has decided that the island does not and cannot have enough "sexiness". Now it can't just be girls who go barely clothed or change their names into things like: hot4hotdog, CallMeMaybBB, 2Hot4TeddyBear, 2Hot4Underwear, UnderwearSevxiCheeta, CougarMomaRawr. It has to be boys too, except their names are more like: HawtLongD, xxXcxiibobxxXx, mydhrd4u, swaggied, cxiiyolo, jerseyshurswagx.
If you want to learn how to be a respected member of this society and fit in, you have come to the right site.
Include information about your private area. Make sure that your username is not readable. For example: IAmTheDMan becomes iiAmDeeDeemanx3. The more unreadable, the better. Your goal is to confuse people as much as possible. It isn't about the content of your username, it is about how it looks, and yours looks just like croc butter.
While we're at it, throw in something about love too. 3iLuvvtacobellNJeniixx should do it.
In fact, wear as little as possible. So little that even the ourWorld given lingerie seems more than what you're wearing. Remember: you are a respected member of society and no one can tell you what to do because you live by a hash tag.
Use a lot of grammar that contains "u", "babez", "bb", "plz". Stick the letter "Z" in anywhere to make the word look rad- "schzwl". Pretend that your space bar is not working too. If the person you're talking to has trouble reading what you're typing, you have done your job right. If the other person has to go on urbandictionary.com to realize what you're saying, you have done your job wrong. Make sure you type with a lot of swag to the point that Urban Dictionary cannot interpret what you're saying. That is because your swag is too much for one website to handle. In fact, it's too much for the whole internet to handle, which is also why no one can understand what you're typing to them.
If you are reading this and if you find anything offensive, you are right. I am just a jealous of you. I am jealous I can't be a respected member of the island society. To make your future kid's friends jealous, take a screenshot of you doing everything the three cards said to do. Save it, and show it to your future kids. That way they know that they had a cool mom/dad. In fact, show it to all of their friends! The more, the merrier. I will start.
If you want to learn how to be a respected member of this society and fit in, you have come to the right site.
Include information about your private area. Make sure that your username is not readable. For example: IAmTheDMan becomes iiAmDeeDeemanx3. The more unreadable, the better. Your goal is to confuse people as much as possible. It isn't about the content of your username, it is about how it looks, and yours looks just like croc butter.
While we're at it, throw in something about love too. 3iLuvvtacobellNJeniixx should do it.
Use a lot of grammar that contains "u", "babez", "bb", "plz". Stick the letter "Z" in anywhere to make the word look rad- "schzwl". Pretend that your space bar is not working too. If the person you're talking to has trouble reading what you're typing, you have done your job right. If the other person has to go on urbandictionary.com to realize what you're saying, you have done your job wrong. Make sure you type with a lot of swag to the point that Urban Dictionary cannot interpret what you're saying. That is because your swag is too much for one website to handle. In fact, it's too much for the whole internet to handle, which is also why no one can understand what you're typing to them.
If you are reading this and if you find anything offensive, you are right. I am just a jealous of you. I am jealous I can't be a respected member of the island society. To make your future kid's friends jealous, take a screenshot of you doing everything the three cards said to do. Save it, and show it to your future kids. That way they know that they had a cool mom/dad. In fact, show it to all of their friends! The more, the merrier. I will start.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Gay Marriage
I am doing a post on gay marriage because I feel like I need to do a post about it. Got it.
Usually on ourWorld, when I'm not confronted by dumb asses, rich traders who are trying to rip me off, or people who are trying to get me to gift them, the island population is generally pretty nice.
People are usually really open and they have an open mind towards things such as gay marriage, race, and religion. They either have an open mind, or they do not care.
It's only once in a blue moon when I meet such ignorant people who not only do not know what they're talking about, but they have an annoying assumption that what they say is always right so you have a zero percent chance of having an intelligent conversation with them.
It's like they were a few million years held back from evolution. Then again, that will offend the apes more than humans.
Picture source without caption: http://www.fws.gov/international/DIC/species/great_apes/great_apes.html
For some reason a lot of the people who try to argue with me on gay marriage are exactly portrayed as the image above.
It is one thing to give out your opinion, it is another to shove it down people's throats. Since that I could never get my own opinions across, since people I argue with often cut me off, I should make my point across on my blog, where I can speak freely, for as long as I like. What is better is that the next time someone tries to argue with me on this subject, I can just send them a link to read all about my views. Isn't that great?
The first thing I want to say is: Stop being a closed minded dick.
It is nothing but frustrating arguing with a dick who didn't do the slightest bit of research on his part. Here is an example of a typical conversation:
This is a matter of individual's feelings, not a matter of genetic makeup. If a gay couple adopted, then their genetic makeup wouldn't even be the same in the first place.
Final opinion: Everyone should mind their own business. No one is forcing you to be gay, so why are you forcing people to be straight?
If you are thinking again who the fuck am I to give my opinion, I am the owner of this site. If you do not like it, they simply do not read my content. Read someone else's blog who will agree with your ass. There are over one hundred eighteen million blogs in the internet, you are bound to find one. There are 6,973,738,433 people in the world (information courtesy of World Bank), there are bound to be people who agree with my opinions.
Usually on ourWorld, when I'm not confronted by dumb asses, rich traders who are trying to rip me off, or people who are trying to get me to gift them, the island population is generally pretty nice.
People are usually really open and they have an open mind towards things such as gay marriage, race, and religion. They either have an open mind, or they do not care.
It's only once in a blue moon when I meet such ignorant people who not only do not know what they're talking about, but they have an annoying assumption that what they say is always right so you have a zero percent chance of having an intelligent conversation with them.
It's like they were a few million years held back from evolution. Then again, that will offend the apes more than humans.
Picture source without caption: http://www.fws.gov/international/DIC/species/great_apes/great_apes.html
For some reason a lot of the people who try to argue with me on gay marriage are exactly portrayed as the image above.
It is one thing to give out your opinion, it is another to shove it down people's throats. Since that I could never get my own opinions across, since people I argue with often cut me off, I should make my point across on my blog, where I can speak freely, for as long as I like. What is better is that the next time someone tries to argue with me on this subject, I can just send them a link to read all about my views. Isn't that great?
The first thing I want to say is: Stop being a closed minded dick.
It is nothing but frustrating arguing with a dick who didn't do the slightest bit of research on his part. Here is an example of a typical conversation:
Me: Why do you have a problem with gay marriage when it doesn't affect you in any shape, way or form?
Dick: Why? Are you a fag because if you are I would like to kick your balls.
Me: It is really none of your business.
Dick: You're a fag, I knew it!!!!!!!!
Me: But
Dick cuts you off: I used to love beating up high schoolers like u, man those were de times. i bet the only reason y u like girls and girls like u cuz ur so ugli in real life dat no guy will ever get a bonr frm u.
The future dicks reading this blog post can relate.
I don't even know why everyone has seen the need to push their views into everyone's heads. It is one thing to give out your opinion, it is another to shove it in other people's heads and those who do not agree must be discriminated. Congrats Dick! Your life purpose has been figured out. Enjoy living the rest of your life as a hate filled unemployed loser hating forcing your moronic thoughts into people's view. They are nothing but annoying.
Once in a while, I do meet an intelligent arguer. Someone who supports his thoughts with lots of facts, theories, and does do actual research.
My opinion is: If you did not do research on the other side, your argument is invalid. Before you start spouting your opinion, do a little research on what it's like on the other side.
Fine, you don't have to agree that Gay Marriage is right, but do a little research before spouting your opinions.
My opinion is that it's none of anyone's business in the first place besides two people who are getting married. Why are you trying to interfere? Focus on yourself first. If a man and a man or a woman and a woman get married, it does not affect you in any shape or form. If it is your child who is getting married to a man to man or woman to woman marriage, you should be happy for him/her. Most parents all they ever want is for their children to be happy and content in life. If your child is content, why shouldn't you be content?
If you are someone who hates gay marriage because you believe you're saving the human race, please explain to me how that is logical. Oh yeah, because a man and a man and a woman and a woman cannot reproduce, is that it? There are still children and orphans who were left behind and still need some love and care in this world.
BUT MICHI, THE CHILDREN WILL TURN GAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What in the world makes you think that a gay's couple's children will be gay too? According to that logic, children of criminals are automatically criminals too? If your father has ever fucked a dog then you will become a dog fucker too? Please
This is a matter of individual's feelings, not a matter of genetic makeup. If a gay couple adopted, then their genetic makeup wouldn't even be the same in the first place.
Final opinion: Everyone should mind their own business. No one is forcing you to be gay, so why are you forcing people to be straight?
If you are thinking again who the fuck am I to give my opinion, I am the owner of this site. If you do not like it, they simply do not read my content. Read someone else's blog who will agree with your ass. There are over one hundred eighteen million blogs in the internet, you are bound to find one. There are 6,973,738,433 people in the world (information courtesy of World Bank), there are bound to be people who agree with my opinions.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
When People Start Fights
So today on ourWorld, Michi and I were at Buzz again when this chick saw my username (Carrie Styles, mind you) and started arguing with me.
First: LOL. You can't win an argument with me unless you know what you're talking about. She didn't.
Second: Wow. I'm still laughing, and slightly annoyed.
I may seem mean, which I am, if you know me. Just saying, don't be offended unless I really hate you. Otherwise I don't really care.
So first we were kind of arguing about the Biebz and 1D. I think I won, because everyone at Buzz said they hated Bieber. And some people said they liked 1D so... TEAM CARRIE 1 - TEAM OTHER CHICK 0
I'm getting off to a good start. Like I said, chick got nothing on me.
Btw if you say One Direction sucks:
LOL ANYWAYS.
THIS IS THE JUICY PART.
Michi joined in, and honestly I have no freaking idea what happened but I remember that we were arguing and shit and she said that she was cooler than us because level 100 sucked. And she said that level 53 or 13 or something was better, and she was on oW longer than us. OH HELLZ NAW. Me and Michi are like ancients from like 2008 or something. We're so old that I don't even remember when I joined. We were friends in 2009 though. Oh the memories :') over three years now.
Actually... THIS is the juicy part.
Let me tell you what's wrong with this picture. EVERYTHING. Except me and Michi, because we're cool cats~
Okay the chick in the blue is idk her name, let's just call her "Other Chick". She's the one who lost an argument to me and Michi, AKA Team Awesome.
What's wrong with this picture 1: "Grammer is nothing" GRAMMAR* IS EVERYTHING IF YOU WANT TO GET A JOB. I told her... "If you think grammar is nothing, in 10 years I will drive by you as a hobo and not give you any money because the spelling/grammar on your sign is so horribly wrong that I will laugh. I won't even give you a half-eaten burger because well, I will remember this conversation and think... "Oh, this is the chick who said grammar is nothing. I told her back then." Then the score will be TEAM AWESOME 2 - TEAM OTHER CHICK 0
What is wrong with this picture 2: She spelled grammar wrong. She also used the wrong your/you're, spelled personality wrong, etc. It makes you wonder why people go to school.
I may be making a big deal out of this grammar/spelling stuff, but to me it's important. Why would you waste your parents' money when they pay for your education, only to stop using it outside of school? Your parents paid a lot of money for that. You have an education, use it. Plus, I'm like somewhat OCD about this stuff.
This brings us to a question I have to ask: Why do people start fights? Seriously, do you have a life, or do you enjoy losing to people because you have no idea what you're talking about? I'm big on world peace, and NO H8 stuff, but when someone starts a fight with you, you gotta defend yourself, you know? I honestly don't care of what that chick thinks of me anymore because she was the one that provoked me.
Do me a favor guys, and don't try to start fights. You might just end up embarrassing yourself in front of many people.
If you do want to argue with me...
Lots of love,
Carrie.
PS: Sorry I haven't been blogging much lately, but I'm back! (:
First: LOL. You can't win an argument with me unless you know what you're talking about. She didn't.
Second: Wow. I'm still laughing, and slightly annoyed.
I may seem mean, which I am, if you know me. Just saying, don't be offended unless I really hate you. Otherwise I don't really care.
So first we were kind of arguing about the Biebz and 1D. I think I won, because everyone at Buzz said they hated Bieber. And some people said they liked 1D so... TEAM CARRIE 1 - TEAM OTHER CHICK 0
I'm getting off to a good start. Like I said, chick got nothing on me.
Btw if you say One Direction sucks:
Harry Styles is judging you.
LOL ANYWAYS.
THIS IS THE JUICY PART.
Michi joined in, and honestly I have no freaking idea what happened but I remember that we were arguing and shit and she said that she was cooler than us because level 100 sucked. And she said that level 53 or 13 or something was better, and she was on oW longer than us. OH HELLZ NAW. Me and Michi are like ancients from like 2008 or something. We're so old that I don't even remember when I joined. We were friends in 2009 though. Oh the memories :') over three years now.
Actually... THIS is the juicy part.
Let me tell you what's wrong with this picture. EVERYTHING. Except me and Michi, because we're cool cats~
Okay the chick in the blue is idk her name, let's just call her "Other Chick". She's the one who lost an argument to me and Michi, AKA Team Awesome.
What's wrong with this picture 1: "Grammer is nothing" GRAMMAR* IS EVERYTHING IF YOU WANT TO GET A JOB. I told her... "If you think grammar is nothing, in 10 years I will drive by you as a hobo and not give you any money because the spelling/grammar on your sign is so horribly wrong that I will laugh. I won't even give you a half-eaten burger because well, I will remember this conversation and think... "Oh, this is the chick who said grammar is nothing. I told her back then." Then the score will be TEAM AWESOME 2 - TEAM OTHER CHICK 0
What is wrong with this picture 2: She spelled grammar wrong. She also used the wrong your/you're, spelled personality wrong, etc. It makes you wonder why people go to school.
I may be making a big deal out of this grammar/spelling stuff, but to me it's important. Why would you waste your parents' money when they pay for your education, only to stop using it outside of school? Your parents paid a lot of money for that. You have an education, use it. Plus, I'm like somewhat OCD about this stuff.
This brings us to a question I have to ask: Why do people start fights? Seriously, do you have a life, or do you enjoy losing to people because you have no idea what you're talking about? I'm big on world peace, and NO H8 stuff, but when someone starts a fight with you, you gotta defend yourself, you know? I honestly don't care of what that chick thinks of me anymore because she was the one that provoked me.
Do me a favor guys, and don't try to start fights. You might just end up embarrassing yourself in front of many people.
If you do want to argue with me...
Lots of love,
Carrie.
PS: Sorry I haven't been blogging much lately, but I'm back! (:
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
SRs VS No SRs
I think I've pretty much established I no longer give a shit about my ourWorld gaming life anymore, or how the new generation perceives me. Trust me, when you don't give a shit, people notice.
There's a certain badass swag about you. LOL. Ever since I stopped giving a crap, no one approached me anymore, nor did I have any dumb arguments with anyone. This leads me to believe people are scared of bums, either that or people perceive me as someone who kills rainbows, donkeys, and unicorns.
Because I don't care about how people perceive me anymore ,I decided to do an experiment.
A LOT OF SR's AGAINST NO/LITTLE SR's
Brace yourself! This is going to change your view on rich people and perception of your island life, possibly :D Then you must credit all of this under my name, because I've never been a hipster of a mainstream ourworld Movement, and I'll like to be one before I quit forever.
Let's start with a lot of SR's since it's basically programmed in players' minds that it's the best thing ever!!!
SR's Pros-
Even I have to admit, there are a lot of good things that come with SR's. Maybe I shouldn't say SR's but desirable SR's, because a lot of my stuff are SR's but they're only worth around .5 mill. -_- FML,
There's a certain badass swag about you. LOL. Ever since I stopped giving a crap, no one approached me anymore, nor did I have any dumb arguments with anyone. This leads me to believe people are scared of bums, either that or people perceive me as someone who kills rainbows, donkeys, and unicorns.
Because I don't care about how people perceive me anymore ,I decided to do an experiment.
A LOT OF SR's AGAINST NO/LITTLE SR's
Brace yourself! This is going to change your view on rich people and perception of your island life, possibly :D Then you must credit all of this under my name, because I've never been a hipster of a mainstream ourworld Movement, and I'll like to be one before I quit forever.
Let's start with a lot of SR's since it's basically programmed in players' minds that it's the best thing ever!!!
SR's Pros-
Even I have to admit, there are a lot of good things that come with SR's. Maybe I shouldn't say SR's but desirable SR's, because a lot of my stuff are SR's but they're only worth around .5 mill. -_- FML,
The economy fucked me really really hard
The pros to having a lot of SR's are the following: you get richer, and you have some sort of stance in society, plus for some reason along with a lot of SR's you automatically get a group of friends with a lot of SR's
It's like they come in a package when you shop at the marketplace or something.
Please tell me I'm wrong, because I'm pretty sure I am not.
Of course there is a rational explanation for this, but it is too boring, long and complicated, but I shall try my best: because rich people have seen you on the marketplace so many times, because rich people have seen you at trading events so many times, because rich people and you have probably bonded by complaining about cheapskates and scammers at boardwalk/trading events so many times, because a rich person is probably known by another rich person by the reasons above and now two rich people are bonding because they realize that they can make profits from each other, because a rich person knows a rich person and is involved in some sort of rich person drama
OurWorld deserves its own subject of sociology and psychology.
SR's Cons-
Not saying all rich people are fake, but I have met some pretty fake ass rich people! Some, okay! No need to get so offended! I have also met a lot of nice, rich people, but you'll probably still choose to concentrate on the above statement instead of this one.
Some rich people love you for your money, and your friendship only goes as deep as your money goes. (Meaning if you have a lot of money, you're friendship will probably go deep deep, but if you have no money, you're friendship will probably only ripple the waters of friendship.) Hey! Not criticizing this friendship at all, because it actually works for some people! :D (Until they quit and come back and realize there is no one still there for them because the MP screwed up the value on their items.)
Other rich people will probably only add you so they can annoy about trading you. Then you have to decide if you want to add them, or if you want to leave their request there, or if you want to reject it (root to rich people drama).
I suppose if you see a person who has LARGE potential becoming a rich person, you could add them, just so you can say you knew the rich person before he/she became rich later on. Maybe you want to struck a good deal.
My opinion is: If the person is not worth it, do not add him/her.
Meaning, do not think with your black heart where all the greed lies, but think with your pink heart :D
Because once you get added, there is no turning back. I have been annoyed multiple times by rich people, and try to be nice. However, I have a strong belief that either the rich people are dumb, or they just think they are the shit to the point that they don't care about your rejections, but continue to ask you anyway.
If you really want to drill the message into his/her mind, then decline the request. I can guarentee you that rich person will not bother you again if you are better than him/her. However, there might be drama involved once they realized that they have connections to you which leads to your second option:
Leave the request there! They won't get offended because eventually if it's left long enough they would have forgotten all about you, or the request will disappear anyway, but the con to this method is awkwardness when you see that person again and they realize LOL Why am I laughing, this is not a laughable matter.
No/Little SR's Pros-
I can not emphasize on this pro anymore:
No one will bother you! :D
This pro is so awesome, because repeating the same thing over and over again can get pretty irritating. When you are dress down, NO ONE BOTHERS YOU!!! It's like instead of Liam Payne walking out as LIAM PAYNE, he dresses in tattered pants, holey sweatshirts,sunglasses, and gets a bald cap, and people suspect almost nothing!!
And you get to complain about ourworld (MP) and everyone will give their genuine opinion. (My opinion is that it sucks.)
With rich people (a lot of them) they are more touchy on the subject! WTF LIKE WHY SO TOUCHY!
If you go into a room full of rich people and say the economy sucks, there will be silence and following insults, and more silents, and people will either agree with you horribly, or disagree with you horribly. It gets really ugly.
Ex scenario.
You: I HATE THE MP THE MP SUCKS!!!!!!!
Rich person 1: *silence*
Rich person 2: *silence*
Rich person 3: *silence*
RP1: You suck (I imagine people who are like this talking in a Lord Voldemort voice.)
RP2: It's because you're a noob, and have only three SR's that you wear all the time, that you will complain about such a thing. (Imagine Sir Malfoy voice talking.)
RP3: I agree with you, RP1 and RP2. If you don't like it, then why are you on here? Stop being a noob. The marketplace doesn't suck, you suck. (In comes Pettigrew)
RP1: See? Just because it doesn't work for you, doesn't mean it stinks. Where did you get your wings? Noob R Us? Oh, look at me, I have Crystal Flake Wings! I am so cool!
RP2: *adds another insult*
RP3: *mumbles an insult*
However, on the Boardwalk or whatever, you can complain and rant to your heart's content. I like to compare this whole thing as rich people=congress, boardwalk=house/road/restaurant.
Little/No SR's Cons-
People will bully you and you will get booted from trading events. Therefore, you have to advert to trickery to get in (bribes or have a rich friend who will protect you.) But that is probably a good thing, not the bullying part, but the trading events part, because you probably don't want to get too into this game anyway after reading my blog posts.
I'm going to conclude this post with Eccentric Rich People
because there is such a thing now
Eccentric rich people are people who are rich to the point that they want to dress "normal." However, from their swaggour, you could tell that they are rich.
It's like Mark Zuckerberg has so much money, but why does he prefer to dress like this
See! Like shoes that I could afford! It is of course dumb to say that Mark Zuckerberg has no designer clothing, or materialistic items, because there is a 99.9% chance that he does
But there is a level of richness that you're rich to the point that you dress poor, but the things you buy are still rich, or not, depending on your rich status. All so confusing, I had a friend explain it to me a few months back, and realized how much it applied. Also read a book Blue Bloods and realized how much it applies.
A lot of mega rich people on there too dress up normal w. swag, but there are also a lot who chooses to dress up in their SR's too!
Personally, I prefer both SRs and no SRs because it does get a little too much. I am not saying that all SR's are bad, because you earned them, so keep it, wear it! SHOW IT TO EVERYONE! I do not care ,but this is just my opinion.
If you are wondering who the fuck am I to give out my opinion, read the name of your url and decide whose site you're on before you start asking such dumb questions in the first place.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Updates
I log on seeing 200 more views than usual. You guys are awesome! :D Thank you for helping my blog get back to the way it was before the mental blog block. I LOVE YOU WHO HELPED WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!!!!!
Therefore, I decided to take a hard look on my posts, and think about what the hell attracts readers the most?
And the most popular posts seem to be either my personal life, my ourworld personal life (such a thing exists in our generation), and my love life.
I can see why! I would be wanting to know those things too! I guess people are interested about reading my personal life because they want to see if I'm an odd fucker in real life too. I can imagine half of my readers, sitting on their computer screens, either hoping I'm a pretty teenager, or hoping I'm an ugly duckling. The other half are probably questioning weather I'm a pedophile or a teenager.
My love life has not been updated for ever I tell you, so I will probably not make any posts on that anytime soon, and my love life is actually one of the things I keep personal, because I find that love is a very personal thing to someone and shouldn't be shared with the world (unless if the person you dated wronged you, in that case, he deserves to be made an example of by having songs/blog posts written about him.) I admit, I am a very stronger believer of love v_v I am one of those girls who dreams of love songs coming true o_o
I do not know why people are so interested in my advert post? Lah, when I posted it up I expected only 16 people tops would view it, however it is one of the most viewed posts of all time O_o
If you guys are interested in me ranting about selling things, then I will do more. O_o That power goes to you. I DO NOT MAKE ANY GUARENTEES, but let me know
For people who are interested in my virtual personal life, or life in general, maybe I will make.. diary entries?
Therefore, I decided to take a hard look on my posts, and think about what the hell attracts readers the most?
And the most popular posts seem to be either my personal life, my ourworld personal life (such a thing exists in our generation), and my love life.
I can see why! I would be wanting to know those things too! I guess people are interested about reading my personal life because they want to see if I'm an odd fucker in real life too. I can imagine half of my readers, sitting on their computer screens, either hoping I'm a pretty teenager, or hoping I'm an ugly duckling. The other half are probably questioning weather I'm a pedophile or a teenager.
My love life has not been updated for ever I tell you, so I will probably not make any posts on that anytime soon, and my love life is actually one of the things I keep personal, because I find that love is a very personal thing to someone and shouldn't be shared with the world (unless if the person you dated wronged you, in that case, he deserves to be made an example of by having songs/blog posts written about him.) I admit, I am a very stronger believer of love v_v I am one of those girls who dreams of love songs coming true o_o
I do not know why people are so interested in my advert post? Lah, when I posted it up I expected only 16 people tops would view it, however it is one of the most viewed posts of all time O_o
If you guys are interested in me ranting about selling things, then I will do more. O_o That power goes to you. I DO NOT MAKE ANY GUARENTEES, but let me know
For people who are interested in my virtual personal life, or life in general, maybe I will make.. diary entries?
Sunday, June 24, 2012
MY THINKING PROCESS
OKAY, so I guess some people have those things called "writer blocks" right?
I GET THEM TOO! People sometimes ask me "Michi, how do you blog so often?"
and I decided to make a post about it, because I feel like a 140 limited character response does not suit my desire to talk.
Well, I don't blog that often. I don't blog that often anymore because I don't go on ourworld 12/7 anymore. It's summer so I might be on a little more or A LOT more, but we'll see.
I get writer blocks too! I hate those! That's why there was a month long gap in my February posts where I didn't blog for three weeks! I still have about 20 drafts saved from that time period, but I always read them and said "It doesn't portray what I WANT that well." so I didn't post them. I look back and realized that what I did post was boring too. My real life at that point was really interesting though :D
It also depends on how much you want to blog. I used to blog because I would get pissed so easily, and when I blog about it I feel a lot better. Nowadays, I don't get pissed so easily anymore (Found out it isn't good for the heart and causes wrinkles. I am not going back to being out of shape again) I still get annoyed and upset at things, but it takes FUCKING SKILL to piss me off.
Okay, so this is basically my thinking process for my blogs.
1. I log onto ourworld
ALREADY I SEE THINGS THAT I COULD BLOG ABOUT
I GET THEM TOO! People sometimes ask me "Michi, how do you blog so often?"
and I decided to make a post about it, because I feel like a 140 limited character response does not suit my desire to talk.
Well, I don't blog that often. I don't blog that often anymore because I don't go on ourworld 12/7 anymore. It's summer so I might be on a little more or A LOT more, but we'll see.
I get writer blocks too! I hate those! That's why there was a month long gap in my February posts where I didn't blog for three weeks! I still have about 20 drafts saved from that time period, but I always read them and said "It doesn't portray what I WANT that well." so I didn't post them. I look back and realized that what I did post was boring too. My real life at that point was really interesting though :D
It also depends on how much you want to blog. I used to blog because I would get pissed so easily, and when I blog about it I feel a lot better. Nowadays, I don't get pissed so easily anymore (Found out it isn't good for the heart and causes wrinkles. I am not going back to being out of shape again) I still get annoyed and upset at things, but it takes FUCKING SKILL to piss me off.
Okay, so this is basically my thinking process for my blogs.
1. I log onto ourworld
ALREADY I SEE THINGS THAT I COULD BLOG ABOUT
2. I see what I want to blog about
In this case I could blog about AFKs, my friends, or blog about how typing burns off finger calories
ALL ARE RELEVANT TO OURWORLD!
3. I choose one and I blog!
4. Then you guys read it! I don't know if you guys know this ,but when you read my blog posts I feel really happy. I take a lot of time, thought, and energy to think up of posts, make graphics, and make sure my content is original and still part of me.
Now I'm going to conclude this posts with clippets from my chat a few days ago
Skrilly you are on my blog now! Lol
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Drawings to date
I haven't blogged in five days, and I see that my stats are going up. I am going to make up for it by providing an art gallery of my awesome paint art that will someday make it to the "Museum of Michis" if I ever create such a thing. Lolol sponsorship people
It is true. I like this poster that I am making. *thumbs up*
I did not draw those people, but I was looking up "Group of people with abs" and I just got a singular guy with abs. Of course I google, Abercrombie, I find what I want. The pizza is drawn by me because the cheese looks like nice craftmanship
That is all I drew!, or took from Aberocrombie but I'm citing them and I drew a pizza and put captions.
I wonder if boys feel violated, exposed when people tell them to take their shirts off.
Cite sources: www.google.com , http://hisfruitjuice.com/2011/05/17/oh-la-la-paris/
It is true. I like this poster that I am making. *thumbs up*
I did not draw those people, but I was looking up "Group of people with abs" and I just got a singular guy with abs. Of course I google, Abercrombie, I find what I want. The pizza is drawn by me because the cheese looks like nice craftmanship
That is all I drew!, or took from Aberocrombie but I'm citing them and I drew a pizza and put captions.
I wonder if boys feel violated, exposed when people tell them to take their shirts off.
Cite sources: www.google.com , http://hisfruitjuice.com/2011/05/17/oh-la-la-paris/
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Fantastic Art
Do you guys know Creepster on ourWorld? She makes amazing art.
This really deserved a shout out. If you made a tee-shirt, Creepster, I would buy it from you.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
What is cx dou
I reached 5,000 views so now i need to share something for this special occasion.
Thank you all for reading my blog, i love you and you're awesome.
I want to talk bout sex today, okay because i logged onto ourworld and forgetting it was ourworld, saw people do things to each other and i was surprised at first but then i realized where i was and wasn't that surprised anymore
I don't get it, when I was eleven, I didn't know what was a penis,
I didn't know what were balls
I didn't know what virtual sex was.
Why would you even want to have virtual sex dou
Electrons can kill your sex cells dou
I bet you didn't know that dou, because no one told you about that dou,
and now I'm enlightening you dou
So stop having virtual sex dou
I still love you dou
But stop dou
Okay dou
Or in your case, you'd probably get a negative since your electrons killed your cells.
I took fifteen minutes out of my life to make this so don't steal, only share okay.
Thank you all for reading my blog, i love you and you're awesome.
I want to talk bout sex today, okay because i logged onto ourworld and forgetting it was ourworld, saw people do things to each other and i was surprised at first but then i realized where i was and wasn't that surprised anymore
I don't get it, when I was eleven, I didn't know what was a penis,
I didn't know what were balls
I didn't know what virtual sex was.
Why would you even want to have virtual sex dou
Electrons can kill your sex cells dou
I bet you didn't know that dou, because no one told you about that dou,
and now I'm enlightening you dou
So stop having virtual sex dou
I still love you dou
But stop dou
Okay dou
Or in your case, you'd probably get a negative since your electrons killed your cells.
I took fifteen minutes out of my life to make this so don't steal, only share okay.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Take a break from judging society; let me judge you instead
If you're not fat, I'm judging you.
If you're not ugly, I'm judging you.
If you don't like StarWars, The Last Song, or Pokemon, I'm judging you.
If you don't like Rebecca Black, I'm judging you.
If you don't wear dirty jeans, I'm judging you.
If you're not lice infected, I'm judging you.
If you don't stink, I'm judging you.
If you don't have a nice personality, I'm judging you.
If you don't like pickles, I'm judging you.
If you don't walk around naked, I'm judging you.
If you're not bald, I'm judging you.
If you have an username based off of that Carly Rae Jepsen song, I'm judging you.
In fact, I'm going to judge you for everything, because that's how the world works.
If you're not ugly, I'm judging you.
If you don't like StarWars, The Last Song, or Pokemon, I'm judging you.
If you don't like Rebecca Black, I'm judging you.
If you don't wear dirty jeans, I'm judging you.
If you're not lice infected, I'm judging you.
If you don't stink, I'm judging you.
If you don't have a nice personality, I'm judging you.
If you don't like pickles, I'm judging you.
If you don't walk around naked, I'm judging you.
If you're not bald, I'm judging you.
If you have an username based off of that Carly Rae Jepsen song, I'm judging you.
In fact, I'm going to judge you for everything, because that's how the world works.
Meet my real life boyfriend
Hey guise, meet my boyfriend
We're heavily in love and if anyone tries to steal him I'm going to stab you in the penis okay,
We're heavily in love and if anyone tries to steal him I'm going to stab you in the penis okay,
Sunday, June 10, 2012
You're really going to go out of your way to try to make me feel like crap?
My teeth and armpit hair got 83 views. You guys must really be interested in my teeth and armpit hair.
My teeth and armpit hair got 83 views. You guys must really be interested in my teeth and armpit hair.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
I am not writing the super long blogpost yet because I AM LAZY
I am very confused right now. I always have this belief that if I express negativity in any way, then my life will be affected negatively, but I am doing so almost all the time on this blog, but just with a different viewpoint. Weird, eh? Now my whole head seems shifted like woah.
I wonder how philosophers do this job man. Not that I'm a philosopher, because I don't have a dashing mustache to store all of my knowledge in....
I realized this is the one hundred sixth post on the blog....when you put it in those numbers, I don't feel like such a slacker after all! Lol self confident boost
I am currently obsessed with this song by the Black Eyed Peas and very tired. It feels like my eyeballs are about to fall off. Well, expect a post from Carrie soon. If you want to be entertained, here are some of my favorite posts so far, just in case you're a newcomer reader and missed something.
I have a lot of blog posts that will answer a lot of stupid questions. By the way I just realize I sort of sound like Haymitch -_-
Aphrothena's Past Part 1
Michi's Love Note
I am very confused right now. I always have this belief that if I express negativity in any way, then my life will be affected negatively, but I am doing so almost all the time on this blog, but just with a different viewpoint. Weird, eh? Now my whole head seems shifted like woah.
I wonder how philosophers do this job man. Not that I'm a philosopher, because I don't have a dashing mustache to store all of my knowledge in....
I realized this is the one hundred sixth post on the blog....when you put it in those numbers, I don't feel like such a slacker after all! Lol self confident boost
I am currently obsessed with this song by the Black Eyed Peas and very tired. It feels like my eyeballs are about to fall off. Well, expect a post from Carrie soon. If you want to be entertained, here are some of my favorite posts so far, just in case you're a newcomer reader and missed something.
I have a lot of blog posts that will answer a lot of stupid questions. By the way I just realize I sort of sound like Haymitch -_-
Aphrothena's Past Part 1
Michi's Love Note
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Why am I a fucking asshole
I guess many people want to know why I am such an asshole. Especially on my blog, because I sure do not sound that ass-holey on ourWorld and surely not on real life, so why am I an asshole on here?
Well, technically I am not an asshole. You see, my personality is split straight into two parts. There is the good side of me (totally opposite from my assholeness) which I blog on my personal blog, and then there is the asshole, dark side of me, which I blog on this blog.
What is the difference? The difference is that the asshole side is basically me complaining and arguing about my own perspective and views on a certain issues or events in life. The nice side of me, tries to tone down my asshole side of myself and make myself see the awesome points in life. Therefore, I am contradicting myself. In conclusion, you are reading this blog.
The opinions I have on here, I agree are sometimes harsh, but they are opinions, and someone has them. It doesn't have to be me, but it's important to see both sides. It's also important to see the light side of things, but serious matters should also be taken into consideration. Normally throughout the day, I try to push away my asshole side, and only ponder it when I'm asleep, in the shower, or brainstorming.
This is why I'm an asshole.
-Michi
Well, technically I am not an asshole. You see, my personality is split straight into two parts. There is the good side of me (totally opposite from my assholeness) which I blog on my personal blog, and then there is the asshole, dark side of me, which I blog on this blog.
What is the difference? The difference is that the asshole side is basically me complaining and arguing about my own perspective and views on a certain issues or events in life. The nice side of me, tries to tone down my asshole side of myself and make myself see the awesome points in life. Therefore, I am contradicting myself. In conclusion, you are reading this blog.
The opinions I have on here, I agree are sometimes harsh, but they are opinions, and someone has them. It doesn't have to be me, but it's important to see both sides. It's also important to see the light side of things, but serious matters should also be taken into consideration. Normally throughout the day, I try to push away my asshole side, and only ponder it when I'm asleep, in the shower, or brainstorming.
This is why I'm an asshole.
-Michi
Why people are biased
There is going to be a big longass post coming out soon, I just have to get around blogging it and doing all of the graphics. Thank you for standing patiently besides me, for I know you are probably bored at some sort of beach resort on your summer vacation while I'm at home, studying for midterms.
I hate excuses, so I'm not going to start with mine.
If you are bored, I suggest you don't go onto ourWorld, because that will probably just bore you to death more. Instead, you should go watch some Asian dramas to occupy your time. It's a great excuse to not go out with family.
Not to be biased or anything, but I recommend Boys Over Flowers.
If you hate Asian drama, then you should probably.....read my blog or something.
If you are super bored, maybe you can go on cleverbot and talk to a robot. I have done that one morning, and it took up the twenty minutes of my life that created about fifteen jokes that day. The computer can be used for human good.
If you have the Diablo 3 game, you should probably ad me so we can be friends.
If you have a Webkinz, my shit expired.
If you have a Club Penguin, I forgot my password.
-Michi
I hate excuses, so I'm not going to start with mine.
If you are bored, I suggest you don't go onto ourWorld, because that will probably just bore you to death more. Instead, you should go watch some Asian dramas to occupy your time. It's a great excuse to not go out with family.
Not to be biased or anything, but I recommend Boys Over Flowers.
If you hate Asian drama, then you should probably.....read my blog or something.
If you are super bored, maybe you can go on cleverbot and talk to a robot. I have done that one morning, and it took up the twenty minutes of my life that created about fifteen jokes that day. The computer can be used for human good.
If you have the Diablo 3 game, you should probably ad me so we can be friends.
If you have a Webkinz, my shit expired.
If you have a Club Penguin, I forgot my password.
-Michi
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Happiness is two kinds of ice cream
I just got home from vacation/trip and my back hurts from lack of sleep, but it feels so good to be home. I wish I stayed for one more day with my girls though. <3 Got mega creeper stories, but should post that on my personal blog, and I'm pretty certian some businessmen thought I was a loony, as did others.
I am happy as I can be :) with lack of sleep, but mentally and somewhere heartfully still happy :)
Josh: get your ass on ourworld, I need to tell you something.
-Michi
I am happy as I can be :) with lack of sleep, but mentally and somewhere heartfully still happy :)
Josh: get your ass on ourworld, I need to tell you something.
-Michi
Friday, June 1, 2012
As short as that
Short post right now:
I don't know what the hell I'm hiding that's making this so hard for people to guess that I'm Asian.
-Michi
I don't know what the hell I'm hiding that's making this so hard for people to guess that I'm Asian.
-Michi
Thursday, May 31, 2012
My teeth and armpit hair
I am going on a holiday. Not because I can afford it, no, its not like that. (Party Pete forbid it that I can afford anything in this world that doesn't involve the two letters Dollar Store or Forever TwentyOne or Wet Seal. ) Most of the things that I can afford usually contains two letters. That is why I have two ears, two hearts, and two eyeballs.
You guys have met my eyeballs, at least one of them, but not very much of my other body parts. So I will delighten you before I leave for my sweet trip.
Here is a picture of my teeth:
Literally, I am blessed with horseteeth so I can chew my vegetables properly without worrying about having little chunks of food stuck between my teeth. *humblebrags*
My boobs:
so flat that you can see all across for miles and miles and pretty trees
My hair:
okay, maybe i'm just exaggerating on this one, but its about the same color
my beard:
i am really proud of this thing. this is the thing that allows me to hide my money in, my change in, my comb in, and my leftover potato chips in. i never shave/wax my beard because it's just that precious. Besides, it's much cheaper than a handbag
My armpit hair:
goes for miles and miles, the lovely shambles never end. every hair lays at a different place like art. why am i showing you this. if you look at the picture for more than ten seconds, you are a pervert
Now if you are thinking: Wow, what an ugly bimbo, i would never fuck her!
The feeling is mutual.
~Michi
You guys have met my eyeballs, at least one of them, but not very much of my other body parts. So I will delighten you before I leave for my sweet trip.
Here is a picture of my teeth:
Literally, I am blessed with horseteeth so I can chew my vegetables properly without worrying about having little chunks of food stuck between my teeth. *humblebrags*
My boobs:
so flat that you can see all across for miles and miles and pretty trees
My hair:
okay, maybe i'm just exaggerating on this one, but its about the same color
my beard:
i am really proud of this thing. this is the thing that allows me to hide my money in, my change in, my comb in, and my leftover potato chips in. i never shave/wax my beard because it's just that precious. Besides, it's much cheaper than a handbag
My armpit hair:
goes for miles and miles, the lovely shambles never end. every hair lays at a different place like art. why am i showing you this. if you look at the picture for more than ten seconds, you are a pervert
Now if you are thinking: Wow, what an ugly bimbo, i would never fuck her!
The feeling is mutual.
~Michi
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
My future plans
So I have great plans for the future. Not college plans LOLOL. I don't do those plans. I have many great plans, like travelling the world, marrying Harry Styles, etc etc. I could name all my great plans but that would take awhile. So I'll tell you guys about one of them. :D
One day, once upon a time, I went on ourWorld again for no reason. And Michi was my saviour and was online (hooray for Michi!). So I could count on not being bored that day. So we were talking and blablabla and she was talking to another one of her friends, and me, being a creeper, I stalked them. Like I always do when I'm bored. I stalk my friends, though, sometimes you can interrupt a moment. *cough*
So here I was either at the Boardwalk/Buzz and Michi introduces me to this lad named Josh. Josh is pretty great. He reminds me of my friend Eli. I think that's a good thing?? We spent the day trolling noobs. I think we met Party Pete that day, or whatever. IDK. Party Pete never accepted my friend request. Smh.
So a few days later or something... Josh says he's from Portugal. (Oh that's the day we met Party Pete LOLOL) I was like OMFG PORTUGAL!! I was kind of spazzing out or something because 1) Portugal is my crush's last name... 2) Portugal is hella awesome. I just like Europe, okay?
That was the day I decided I was going to move there. With my crush (can we call him CP? I'm gonna call him CP). And build a bridge from my house to Josh's house.
You guys heard me. A BRIDGE FROM MY HOUSE TO JOSH'S! How cool would that be? Our kids will be best friends, he told me so. Michi's gonna live under the bridge with Rebecca Black. We have the best neighbors ever. TROLLING UNDER THE BRIDGE! c; Josh also said he was going to teach me Portuguese sometime soon. He hasn't yet, smh. He should soon. It would be really helpful if he taught me so I don't have to buy a Rosetta Stone.
We're gonna have these awesome adventures in Portugal omfg.
- Carrie xx
One day, once upon a time, I went on ourWorld again for no reason. And Michi was my saviour and was online (hooray for Michi!). So I could count on not being bored that day. So we were talking and blablabla and she was talking to another one of her friends, and me, being a creeper, I stalked them. Like I always do when I'm bored. I stalk my friends, though, sometimes you can interrupt a moment. *cough*
So here I was either at the Boardwalk/Buzz and Michi introduces me to this lad named Josh. Josh is pretty great. He reminds me of my friend Eli. I think that's a good thing?? We spent the day trolling noobs. I think we met Party Pete that day, or whatever. IDK. Party Pete never accepted my friend request. Smh.
So a few days later or something... Josh says he's from Portugal. (Oh that's the day we met Party Pete LOLOL) I was like OMFG PORTUGAL!! I was kind of spazzing out or something because 1) Portugal is my crush's last name... 2) Portugal is hella awesome. I just like Europe, okay?
That was the day I decided I was going to move there. With my crush (can we call him CP? I'm gonna call him CP). And build a bridge from my house to Josh's house.
You guys heard me. A BRIDGE FROM MY HOUSE TO JOSH'S! How cool would that be? Our kids will be best friends, he told me so. Michi's gonna live under the bridge with Rebecca Black. We have the best neighbors ever. TROLLING UNDER THE BRIDGE! c; Josh also said he was going to teach me Portuguese sometime soon. He hasn't yet, smh. He should soon. It would be really helpful if he taught me so I don't have to buy a Rosetta Stone.
We're gonna have these awesome adventures in Portugal omfg.
- Carrie xx
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Gem code bloggers
What 100 more views today already? The partner author thing is going really well, or maybe you guys just find Carrie a more pleasant fresh breath of air than me >:D muahahhahahha. Lol but Carrie is totally funny and awesome. Am I right? I told you you guys will like her.
Okay so I am blogging right now because I feel like it, but now that my sister is pestering me to watch the Voice with her I lost my train of thought on what I want to blog about.
I think I should blog about blogging and bloggers in general. I know people are really interested about that because those pages always get a few more views, or at least some times. The most views is when I blog about my opinions, which proves that you don't need to be a gem code blogger in order to be successful :D
Okay, now I'm going to state my pet peeve on gem code bloggers.
Before I start, I would like to make a disclaimer.
Okay, big title GEM CODE BLOGGERS
I know I wanted to do this post for a long time and I did mention it in other posts, but today I'm going to make a hard dedication into talking about it.
I don't have a problem with gem code bloggers, I love them, preferrably I love OGC and owNews. I also liked a really old blogger whose name I forgot, and my ultimate favorite is Last Cookie.
However, I think that people should try new things out. For some reason, whenever people associate ourworld and blog together, they automatically think gems, cheats, codes, etc.
That is not all a blog is. For all you can do, you can blog about ponies and rainbows and butterflies if you wanted. A blog could also be blogging about: opinions, views, your daily life, what pisses you off, what needs to be improved, etc.
I mainly blog about opinions and what pisses me off. Your audience doesn't have to be aimed towards people who want to get filthy rich. Your audience could be aimed towards entertainment, news, or your opinions. Do you see every blog in real life aimed towards how to make you a millionaire? No, same with ourworld blogging.
There is already OGC and owNews who blogs possibly everything and anything under the heavens of the virtual island that's existent. Besides, even if they don't blog about it, I can see most of the gem codes in my newsfeed from the ourWorld page, anyway. OGC and owNews are just there so everything could be in one place, create unity, and helpful information.
Also, if you really love gem code blogging, cheats, and such, then go for it. Maybe someday OGC and owNews could retire. If you want to do that, then please, don't just copy and paste OGC or playgarise -_-. If I want to read OGC, I'll go read it DIRECTLY from OGC, nice graphics and all, and not the playgarize version. It's like if someone threw you a real Louis Vuitton bag at you and a fake Louis Vuitton bag at you you would obviously choose the real Louis Vuitton bag. SAME LOGIC
Think before you playgarize, most of the reader don't think you're great for playgarizing, WE COULD TELL. IF YOUR OW FRIENDS WHO SAY THEY COULDN'T TELL, THEY'RE LYING TO YOU!!!
It is wrong to copy and paste someone else's post that they put time, effort, and originality into and just say it as your own. If you want to do that, then please at least cite that you playgarized from them somewhere.
Maybe captioned like this:
playgarized from OGC
cept bigger font and bolder.
~Michi
Okay so I am blogging right now because I feel like it, but now that my sister is pestering me to watch the Voice with her I lost my train of thought on what I want to blog about.
I think I should blog about blogging and bloggers in general. I know people are really interested about that because those pages always get a few more views, or at least some times. The most views is when I blog about my opinions, which proves that you don't need to be a gem code blogger in order to be successful :D
Okay, now I'm going to state my pet peeve on gem code bloggers.
Before I start, I would like to make a disclaimer.
Disclaimer: This post is not made to crush your dreams or whatnot. This post is to merely inspire/ offer my opinion for people who do want to have a blog, but is unsure. If you are happy being a gem code blogger, that is none of my business, and by all mean, then go on with gem coding or cheats, but this is just for people who aren't happy and want to bring something new to the table, which I encourage.Now that we're done with the awesome disclaimer, let's get on with it :D
Okay, big title GEM CODE BLOGGERS
I know I wanted to do this post for a long time and I did mention it in other posts, but today I'm going to make a hard dedication into talking about it.
I don't have a problem with gem code bloggers, I love them, preferrably I love OGC and owNews. I also liked a really old blogger whose name I forgot, and my ultimate favorite is Last Cookie.
However, I think that people should try new things out. For some reason, whenever people associate ourworld and blog together, they automatically think gems, cheats, codes, etc.
That is not all a blog is. For all you can do, you can blog about ponies and rainbows and butterflies if you wanted. A blog could also be blogging about: opinions, views, your daily life, what pisses you off, what needs to be improved, etc.
I mainly blog about opinions and what pisses me off. Your audience doesn't have to be aimed towards people who want to get filthy rich. Your audience could be aimed towards entertainment, news, or your opinions. Do you see every blog in real life aimed towards how to make you a millionaire? No, same with ourworld blogging.
There is already OGC and owNews who blogs possibly everything and anything under the heavens of the virtual island that's existent. Besides, even if they don't blog about it, I can see most of the gem codes in my newsfeed from the ourWorld page, anyway. OGC and owNews are just there so everything could be in one place, create unity, and helpful information.
Also, if you really love gem code blogging, cheats, and such, then go for it. Maybe someday OGC and owNews could retire. If you want to do that, then please, don't just copy and paste OGC or playgarise -_-. If I want to read OGC, I'll go read it DIRECTLY from OGC, nice graphics and all, and not the playgarize version. It's like if someone threw you a real Louis Vuitton bag at you and a fake Louis Vuitton bag at you you would obviously choose the real Louis Vuitton bag. SAME LOGIC
Think before you playgarize, most of the reader don't think you're great for playgarizing, WE COULD TELL. IF YOUR OW FRIENDS WHO SAY THEY COULDN'T TELL, THEY'RE LYING TO YOU!!!
It is wrong to copy and paste someone else's post that they put time, effort, and originality into and just say it as your own. If you want to do that, then please at least cite that you playgarized from them somewhere.
Maybe captioned like this:
playgarized from OGC
cept bigger font and bolder.
~Michi
Monday, May 28, 2012
People that add me
You know those weird ourWorld noobies that add you... You know the ones with names like Daisy1597025 or something... like Party Pete 100. Where do they come up with names anyways? We had great noob names back in '09.
Ah, the good old days.
Anyways. They seem to find me everywhere, and add me all day, err'day. Like I don't get it, your parents told you not to talk to strangers. Yet you add me, I could be those secret 50 year old men that create fake profile to talk to girls.
Kids, I'm warning you now. Never create an account for those dating sites. Unless you want to date a 50 year old pedophile. COLD HARD TRUTH MAN.
Psh. Friend requests make me feel popular and a little bit freaked out. It's like when some person from India sends you a friend request and you'r just like..... Wtf.
POPULAR ME.
PARTYING WITH TWO FRIENDS THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW ME FTW.
Doesn't help that I've changed my name 156297029 times that not even my old best friend could recognize me. *sob*
Then there's this chick who I deleted like months ago.... She suddenly adds me back, even after I change my name. WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?
Then there are people who I want to be friends with and don't even add me back. *cough* Mr Dumb *cough* I ONLY WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND. *sniffle*
Just... People these days... Smh.
-Carrie xx
Lol, hai.
WOOOOOOO.
Hi. I'm Carrie. OR, Carriet. Michi is Michiet.
Yes, our names are full of swaggour.
You only get swaggour if you read this blog. Heheh. Seriously.
Well you're reading this blog so you must have swaggour.
So I guess I should tell you about myself. This is where it gets awkward and I suddenly forget who I am.
I have a ton of husbands. YEAH.
Like him
Look how cute he looks, holding a koala. I'm jealous of a koala.
Here's a picture of Liam with a koala for Michi.
He looks so awkward like... 'I'm scared this koala is gonna eat me, but I'm still smiling' awkward.
This is Logan Lerman. Aka Logypoop. I think this will be my background.
IT'S LIKE SWAG.
So I like searching up weird pictures of celebrities. Try looking up Funny One Direction pictures. EL OH EL.
Michi told you guys I like trolling people on ourWorld. I do, I DO. :D
I like pretending I'm from different countries when trying to find Numba1Fans
LOL AWKWARD GOODBYE, COMMENCE.
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..
...
Bye.
-Carrie
Hi. I'm Carrie. OR, Carriet. Michi is Michiet.
Yes, our names are full of swaggour.
You only get swaggour if you read this blog. Heheh. Seriously.
Well you're reading this blog so you must have swaggour.
So I guess I should tell you about myself. This is where it gets awkward and I suddenly forget who I am.
I have a ton of husbands. YEAH.
Like him
Look how cute he looks, holding a koala. I'm jealous of a koala.
Here's a picture of Liam with a koala for Michi.
He looks so awkward like... 'I'm scared this koala is gonna eat me, but I'm still smiling' awkward.
This is Logan Lerman. Aka Logypoop. I think this will be my background.
IT'S LIKE SWAG.
So I like searching up weird pictures of celebrities. Try looking up Funny One Direction pictures. EL OH EL.
Michi told you guys I like trolling people on ourWorld. I do, I DO. :D
I like pretending I'm from different countries when trying to find Numba1Fans
LOL AWKWARD GOODBYE, COMMENCE.
...
..
.
..
...
Bye.
-Carrie
Names that kills your brain cells
How to get names that will make girls want to fuck you.
Okay, so I got inspired right when I logged on right now. LOL
Okay, so I know a lot of people on ourWorld has a lot of awesome/creative names, and once in a while we even have a whole big MAINSTREAM NAME MOVEMENT.
Eg. 2010 when everyone had to change their names with Xx or Oo or Cxii like XxSmileForYouxX . Seriously, at one point I wanted to change my name to XxAphrothenaxX or OoMichioO but thank God I didn't do that!!! (Even though OoMichioO does sound really cool.) Can't make fun of it too much, since I had friends who did that.
Anyway, now we just make fun of people who have names with seductive meanings. Or some people. If you have a deep meaning like ... Horney4u, Cxii8DBack4James, or BeingHorneyKillsUrBrainCells , people probably won't make fun of you.
By the way, this is what a typical BeingHornyKillsUrBrainCells looks like
So fucking chose your names carefully before you start the game! It creates the whole image and what people think of you!
But if you have a name like: Eggs, EggsThatMakeKids, or LeggoMyEggo8D
and if you dress in rich clothes/have a lot of SRs, you will not be made fun of, you will probably be considered as eccentric
THIS IS LIKE FUCKING CLASS WARFARE IN REAL LIFE!!!
EXCEPT ON VIRTUAL LIFE!!!!! WHICH MAKES IT BETTER!!!
Okay, the main tip I wanted to give was, if you're a guy or a girl, then you should be careful about choosing your name. Remember, a name will give first impressions weather to bully you, or hug you, think of you as a fatty sausage, or think of you as an eccentric sausage. IT WILL DETERMINE IF YOU ARE A DISNEY PRINCESS OR A DISNEY PEASANT WHO WILL ONE DAY TURN INTO A PRINCESS
But unless you are 16-21, please do not put the year you're born in in your name. You could, but that is a pet peeve of mine when I see someone who's name is Miley2001 walking around the Boardwalk. o_o Suddenly, I have urges to protect that girl from the maniacs of the island, including me.
And if somebody does bully you for your name, just remember to act crazier. A lot of people are more scared of crazies than they are of argumentative people. Thumbs up to you if you watch the Phillip DeFranco show.
Signing off
~Michi
Okay, so I got inspired right when I logged on right now. LOL
Okay, so I know a lot of people on ourWorld has a lot of awesome/creative names, and once in a while we even have a whole big MAINSTREAM NAME MOVEMENT.
Eg. 2010 when everyone had to change their names with Xx or Oo or Cxii like XxSmileForYouxX . Seriously, at one point I wanted to change my name to XxAphrothenaxX or OoMichioO but thank God I didn't do that!!! (Even though OoMichioO does sound really cool.) Can't make fun of it too much, since I had friends who did that.
Anyway, now we just make fun of people who have names with seductive meanings. Or some people. If you have a deep meaning like ... Horney4u, Cxii8DBack4James, or BeingHorneyKillsUrBrainCells , people probably won't make fun of you.
By the way, this is what a typical BeingHornyKillsUrBrainCells looks like
So fucking chose your names carefully before you start the game! It creates the whole image and what people think of you!
But if you have a name like: Eggs, EggsThatMakeKids, or LeggoMyEggo8D
and if you dress in rich clothes/have a lot of SRs, you will not be made fun of, you will probably be considered as eccentric
THIS IS LIKE FUCKING CLASS WARFARE IN REAL LIFE!!!
EXCEPT ON VIRTUAL LIFE!!!!! WHICH MAKES IT BETTER!!!
Okay, the main tip I wanted to give was, if you're a guy or a girl, then you should be careful about choosing your name. Remember, a name will give first impressions weather to bully you, or hug you, think of you as a fatty sausage, or think of you as an eccentric sausage. IT WILL DETERMINE IF YOU ARE A DISNEY PRINCESS OR A DISNEY PEASANT WHO WILL ONE DAY TURN INTO A PRINCESS
But unless you are 16-21, please do not put the year you're born in in your name. You could, but that is a pet peeve of mine when I see someone who's name is Miley2001 walking around the Boardwalk. o_o Suddenly, I have urges to protect that girl from the maniacs of the island, including me.
And if somebody does bully you for your name, just remember to act crazier. A lot of people are more scared of crazies than they are of argumentative people. Thumbs up to you if you watch the Phillip DeFranco show.
Signing off
~Michi
Promoting my shit
I am in a shitty mood. For some reason, I only blog on here when I'm in shitty mood. Other times, I blog on other blog that is all filled with rainbows and butterflies, and then I have another blog, that I blog everyday, and that blog is called....TWITTER.
hahahahahah
Okay, I decided to blog about some tips bloggers shall know. I know, I'm really reluctant to blog about information and tips, but I saw other bloggers doing it, so I was like Why not? I was reading them, and I was checking them off one by one and was like THAT IS SO TRUE@!!!!!!!!! and with others I was like what man what. AND THEN I BEGAN GETTING MY OWN IDEAS FOR TIPSIES!
I know, I haven't done a tipsie blog post in forever. Why do i sound so much happier when I am in a shittier mood? Internet makes no sense now.
I was going to complain about something too, but then I forgot.
Oh yeah! I just remembered.
I was looking through my old blog posts, and the current blog posts, and realizing how I don't get as many views/comments on posts anymore. Luckily I still have views, ( If you're one of those bloggers, I love you), but its not as much as before, even though I do admit, the views are climbing up higher and higher everyday.
I realize lots of things I was doing wrong now. Some right off the bat, and some off the bat.
Right off the bat is the obvious one: I don't blog as much as I used to anymore. No brainer. but I can practically check that problem off my list since Carrie is going to be co-blogging. This blog is going to be as much hers as it is mine. No more fucking my nasty opinion/ personality smeared all over the web. It will be mixed/integrated along with Carrie's awesome one. If I could find a blogger who would do tips, cheats, and codes, that will be just fine, but then I realized I don't want a blog that will do tips, cheats and codes.
Then the not so obvious one to me also hit me:
I DON'T PROMOTE MY SHIT THAT MUCH ANYMORE
This is a huge fucking problem! Even actors and actresses promote their shit when they have a new movie out/DVD/ or TV Show. (That is why Ashton Kutcher should have promoted The Beautiful Life somemore :( I really like that series <3 or still promote it now HARHAR, OR I PROMOTE IT HAR HAR SOMEMORE) Not saying that I'm a celebrity, LOL I HAD TO CRACK UP AT THAT, but even Last Cookie and OGC promoted their blogs, SO WHY NOT I DO IT TOO?!
I did do it, but now I'm just not as hardcore on it anymore. Not hardcore= not many new viewership.
I'm thinking about setting up some awesome contests or something in trade of promotion. Plus, promoting your site is hard work man. Unless you are the firsts, your site is kick ASS (and even those sites don't get a lot of viewership these days) or if you know someone with a lot of influence, chances are your site isn't going to have high viewership. That is life, and that is why blogging life sucks sometimes.
I love blogging, and blogging will always be a passion of mine, but I also like it when I know people are viewing my hard work. Blogging isn't always easy. For the most part, you have brain blockages and you need to put time and effort in your posts. At times you have so many ideas that you create around six posts a day, and then you have to disappear for a while because all your ideas ran out. Yes, I am talking about myself.
And usually when I devote my time on one blog, all of my blogging energy/juice gets used up for the day/week depends what time of the mood it is.
I guess I should blog about tipsies, but I really should save that for another post.
Update on my real life: I'm going on a holiday during the weekend.
~Michi
PS It's going to take a lot of time to get used to signing off like this.
hahahahahah
Okay, I decided to blog about some tips bloggers shall know. I know, I'm really reluctant to blog about information and tips, but I saw other bloggers doing it, so I was like Why not? I was reading them, and I was checking them off one by one and was like THAT IS SO TRUE@!!!!!!!!! and with others I was like what man what. AND THEN I BEGAN GETTING MY OWN IDEAS FOR TIPSIES!
I know, I haven't done a tipsie blog post in forever. Why do i sound so much happier when I am in a shittier mood? Internet makes no sense now.
I was going to complain about something too, but then I forgot.
Oh yeah! I just remembered.
I was looking through my old blog posts, and the current blog posts, and realizing how I don't get as many views/comments on posts anymore. Luckily I still have views, ( If you're one of those bloggers, I love you), but its not as much as before, even though I do admit, the views are climbing up higher and higher everyday.
I realize lots of things I was doing wrong now. Some right off the bat, and some off the bat.
Right off the bat is the obvious one: I don't blog as much as I used to anymore. No brainer. but I can practically check that problem off my list since Carrie is going to be co-blogging. This blog is going to be as much hers as it is mine. No more fucking my nasty opinion/ personality smeared all over the web. It will be mixed/integrated along with Carrie's awesome one. If I could find a blogger who would do tips, cheats, and codes, that will be just fine, but then I realized I don't want a blog that will do tips, cheats and codes.
Then the not so obvious one to me also hit me:
I DON'T PROMOTE MY SHIT THAT MUCH ANYMORE
This is a huge fucking problem! Even actors and actresses promote their shit when they have a new movie out/DVD/ or TV Show. (That is why Ashton Kutcher should have promoted The Beautiful Life somemore :( I really like that series <3 or still promote it now HARHAR, OR I PROMOTE IT HAR HAR SOMEMORE) Not saying that I'm a celebrity, LOL I HAD TO CRACK UP AT THAT, but even Last Cookie and OGC promoted their blogs, SO WHY NOT I DO IT TOO?!
I did do it, but now I'm just not as hardcore on it anymore. Not hardcore= not many new viewership.
I'm thinking about setting up some awesome contests or something in trade of promotion. Plus, promoting your site is hard work man. Unless you are the firsts, your site is kick ASS (and even those sites don't get a lot of viewership these days) or if you know someone with a lot of influence, chances are your site isn't going to have high viewership. That is life, and that is why blogging life sucks sometimes.
I love blogging, and blogging will always be a passion of mine, but I also like it when I know people are viewing my hard work. Blogging isn't always easy. For the most part, you have brain blockages and you need to put time and effort in your posts. At times you have so many ideas that you create around six posts a day, and then you have to disappear for a while because all your ideas ran out. Yes, I am talking about myself.
And usually when I devote my time on one blog, all of my blogging energy/juice gets used up for the day/week depends what time of the mood it is.
I guess I should blog about tipsies, but I really should save that for another post.
Update on my real life: I'm going on a holiday during the weekend.
~Michi
PS It's going to take a lot of time to get used to signing off like this.
New Blogger
You guys are all going to be so fucking happy! Happy Memorial Day when this news come out! Cheers if you're in the US! If you're not in the US, cheers to you anyway!
Alright, so I'm going to have a new blogger on my site now. Therefore, I will have a post everyday or every other day so you guys won't get bored since now I'm procrastinating more on blogging. To solve everyone's problems, I'm going to have a new blogger on my site.
Her name is Carrie. I think you guys will be interested to read her. She isn't as sour as me, and she has a strong personality. Plus, she's really awesome and she likes trolling. I think she has a problem with trolling because she does it everyday, even when it's not mandatory and no one's watching. Yay for trolling adventures
wdf guess this cannot be known as AphrothenasWorld anymore because that'lll seem really conceited of me, and I'll need a new blog icon. LOL The one I have is from FOREVER AGO
Anyway, we're going to sign off with signatures, so I'lll make the first example
~Michi
Alright, so I'm going to have a new blogger on my site now. Therefore, I will have a post everyday or every other day so you guys won't get bored since now I'm procrastinating more on blogging. To solve everyone's problems, I'm going to have a new blogger on my site.
Her name is Carrie. I think you guys will be interested to read her. She isn't as sour as me, and she has a strong personality. Plus, she's really awesome and she likes trolling. I think she has a problem with trolling because she does it everyday, even when it's not mandatory and no one's watching. Yay for trolling adventures
Anyway, we're going to sign off with signatures, so I'lll make the first example
~Michi
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Hot guys named Cole
*Feels highly guilty again* Wtf 4.5 thousand views!!!!!!! I know I haven't been blogging lately, obviously. I used to blog maybe once or twice a week, so I have been blogging lately :D Just not as much as last week.
I haven't been on ourWorld hardcore lately, so there really isn't a lot I can blog about currently, except complaining about the marketplace prices, and Zoe's Clubbers. Man, I don't dislike Zoe's Clubbers as much as I dislike the creators. I don't dislike Zoe's Clubbers at all, actually. Unless if one is personally mean or makes a great attempt to be mean to me, then I dislike you, but not Zoe's Clubbers in general. Let's use the term jealousy, instead.
I mean I could upload some of the hate mail I get, and I still have some starred from the granny ages, but I posted everything that was hated about me on this blog. I mean I can surf through the granny ages, but no thanks. Who wants to go down memory lane of your beloved who quit? or in this case more liked DIED
Cartoon roleplay is really dramatic
I've always wanted to hold a contest for a long time. I think I might make a contest. I know you guys hate "update" posts like this, but I just feel really guilty seeing a whole bunch of views and not posting.
I should make you forget everything by uploading a picture of a hot guy.
I LOVE HIM!!! If you know who this is, I LOVE YOU TOO!! :D
I haven't been on ourWorld hardcore lately, so there really isn't a lot I can blog about currently, except complaining about the marketplace prices, and Zoe's Clubbers. Man, I don't dislike Zoe's Clubbers as much as I dislike the creators. I don't dislike Zoe's Clubbers at all, actually. Unless if one is personally mean or makes a great attempt to be mean to me, then I dislike you, but not Zoe's Clubbers in general. Let's use the term jealousy, instead.
I mean I could upload some of the hate mail I get, and I still have some starred from the granny ages, but I posted everything that was hated about me on this blog. I mean I can surf through the granny ages, but no thanks. Who wants to go down memory lane of your beloved who quit? or in this case more liked DIED
Cartoon roleplay is really dramatic
I've always wanted to hold a contest for a long time. I think I might make a contest. I know you guys hate "update" posts like this, but I just feel really guilty seeing a whole bunch of views and not posting.
I should make you forget everything by uploading a picture of a hot guy.
I LOVE HIM!!! If you know who this is, I LOVE YOU TOO!! :D
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