SORRY SORRY I haven't been posting!
Busy busy busy. damn so busy. When it's almost winter break teachers tend to like to give you more homework for some odd reason D:
ALL THAT LEARNING GETS PUSHED OUT OF MY HEAD ONCE A SNOWBALL HITS MY FACE.
FOSHO.
Okay, so everyone has been wanting to know about my breakup with a tranny. The breakup happened on Sunday btw. Well...I was going to do a drastic long, post on it, but I'm not that pissed off anymore :D or annoyed. I'm still a little annoyed but that's a big improvement.
WTF WTF
THERE ARE WHALES THAT NEED TO BE SAVED IN THE OCEAN! I SHOULD FOCUS MY ENERGY ON WHALES NOT HATE!!!!!
WHALES I TELL YOU! SAVE WHALES!
Instead, I'm going to blog about my Idols :D From 2009, when I joined, to present day.
Okay, idol #1
#1
MY IDOL SONIA!!!! Obviously her at her finest moment!!! I'm so obsessed with her that I even wrote a definition about her on urban dictionary. :D If you don't believe me here's the link:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alex+Carter
It's under "Alex Carter" because that was her old name.
I CAN TALK TO YOU ALL DAY ABOUT THIS GIRL OMAGAH.
I met her in March 10,2009, THE DAY I JOINED. It was either that or the day after. From the moment she commented on my profile, she was MY IDOL.
Let me explain why.
Everyone was on level 1-8. If you were on level 15 or higher, YOU WERE THE SHIT.
If you were on level 20 or higher. NO ONE COULD TOUCH YOU
If you were on level 30 or higher. YOU WERE AS DESIRABLE AS VIAGRA
If you were level 40 or higher. YOU WERE JUSTIN BIEBER.
Rarely you saw anyone level 20 or higher.
SO imagine my suprise when I clicked on my rude commenter and found out he was on level 73!!!!!!!!! or 63!!!!SOMEWHERE ALONG THOSE NUMBERS!
IT WAS LIKE I WAS BLIND, BUT I COULD SEE.
Of course I wanted to be his friend because that would put me in the "cool" group because Sonia had a lot of cool friends D:
BUTSADLY, I was rejected. I DID NOT GIVE UP TO MEET MY IDOL. I DONT GIVE UP ON IDOLS. ONE ON A LIFETIME CHANCES. YOU HEAR? EVEN IF YOU GET ME A RESTRAINING ORDER I WILL FIND A WAY TO PUT YOU IN JAIL TOO AND I WILL STALK YOU IN JAIL!
So then I began stalking her friends around her. LOL
Anyway, so on April, 2011, when Sonia got back from quitting I finally MET AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH MY IDOL. and I told her she was my idol and she told me she was a girl. YAY :D and I also told her how I stalked her and came to know her. I'm a stalker. Beware.
Now she knows a lot of the deepest shits about me. I could trust her to tell no one because she's my idol and because shes my friend, sister, and one of the best people I know. I could always ask for her for an honest opinion and we just talk and love each other D: I love you Sonia, gonna end this post because it's getting a little emotional to write right now, so I'm going to wrap this up with pictures x'D
#2
My idol and I. btw, numbers are there for your commenting convenience. xD and I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS.
#3
MY IDOL BEING A REBEL.
#4
*cries* MY IDOL SITTING IN A CHAIR!!!
#5
my idol getting up from her chairrr!!!!!!
OKAY THATS IT FOR IDOL NUMBER ONE :D My biggest idol too! :D I still respect her because she's so strong, she's so nice, kind, caring, and understanding. <3 :) I love you x
Idol #2
#6
THIS IDOLIZATION WAS SHORT LIVED. Why? because we became friends in Summer 2009 (august?) and we got into a fight. Then he deleted me and I added him back in April 2010 and then I deleted him when I was cleaning out my friends list so I added him back and he accepted my request. THEN IN SUMMER 2010 I DELETED HIM ONCE AGAIN. and i added him and he didn't accept my friend request.
*CRIES* D'X NO PICTURES OF MY SHORT-LIVED IDOL!!
#7
SO THEN I STALKED HIS WEBSITE.
AND I FOUND LOTS OF PICTURES :D
#8
My idol in his clan!!!!!
#9
#10
#11
#12
#13
SOME DUDE STEPPING ON MY IDOL XO
#14
I PUT AN ARROW ABOVE MY IDOLS HEAD BECAUSE IT OFFENDS ME WHEN PEOPLE GET MY IDOL WRONG XO HE'S NOT THE DUDE WITH THE CROWN, HE'S THE DUDE WITH THE GLASSES.
#15
HATER'S HATING ON MY IDOL XO
Before I continue on to my next idol, I want to say something. The reason why ourWorld is what it is is because of owElite. Who created owElite? SEB! AKA DANCEWITHME AKA MY IDOL. It's a fact not an opinion so I'm not asking you to agree with me or disagree with me because you have to agree with me anyway >:D. If ourWorld was the world right now, then owElite are the Greeks. They are the basis for ourWorld culture. Without them, crews would never be this advanced and organized. This clan has over two years of history and reputation. DanceWithMe didn't just create a crew, he created foundation, a legend, a legacy. He inspired other popular, famous, and successful crews and they're still being compared to today.
AND OW IS STILL POPULAR RIGHT NOW!!!
IDOL NUMBER 3 AKA NEW IDOL
I MET HIM TODAY :D
#16
#17
AND MY ALL-TIME IDOL IS OF COURSE
:D Regular postings will be done again. I realized it doesn't make sense to post on a day and just two days after >_> WTF
so now it's going to be every Mondays and Thursdays.
MY TWITTER IS : www.twitter.com/aphrothena_
FOR REAL LIFE UPDATES AND STUFF :D
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Cheaters & MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE
OURWORLD IS UPGRADING.
It's been a bloody long time since they've upgraded. They have upgraded plenty, but I've never been on to witness that boredom for a very, very long time.
I HATE GETTING SCREENS LIKE THIS D:
Click to enlarge the picture
OR
JUST GO ON
www.ourworld.com :D
CLICK. EITHER ONE OF THOSE :D
I have a blog post for Wednesday too, I'm just blogging because I ate food and did my homework. AMAZING HOW AN UPGRADE CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
I guess the upgrades aren't bad considering we're getting flowstar, better coinboxes, afterwards.
To me it doesn't make a difference because it isn't free shit. I'M SO BROKE, I REALLY CANT AFFORD ANOTHER 65GEM FLOW BOX D: IM ALREADY HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE 30 GEM FLOW BOX
Not trying to sound like an ourworld cave-granny, but I remember back in the days when the wishing star was only 45 gems and noobs could gift. *sighs wonderfully and looks into the clouds* *see's cloud shaped like a penis* *looks back down*
I wish I owned a unicorn. Unicorns are awesome. They have one horn and they are shiny. Plus they can fly. Maybe they'll fly into penis clouds.
It's been a bloody long time since they've upgraded. They have upgraded plenty, but I've never been on to witness that boredom for a very, very long time.
I HATE GETTING SCREENS LIKE THIS D:
Click to enlarge the picture
OR
JUST GO ON
www.ourworld.com :D
CLICK. EITHER ONE OF THOSE :D
I have a blog post for Wednesday too, I'm just blogging because I ate food and did my homework. AMAZING HOW AN UPGRADE CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
I guess the upgrades aren't bad considering we're getting flowstar, better coinboxes, afterwards.
To me it doesn't make a difference because it isn't free shit. I'M SO BROKE, I REALLY CANT AFFORD ANOTHER 65GEM FLOW BOX D: IM ALREADY HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE 30 GEM FLOW BOX
Not trying to sound like an ourworld cave-granny, but I remember back in the days when the wishing star was only 45 gems and noobs could gift. *sighs wonderfully and looks into the clouds* *see's cloud shaped like a penis* *looks back down*
I wish I owned a unicorn. Unicorns are awesome. They have one horn and they are shiny. Plus they can fly. Maybe they'll fly into penis clouds.
Cheaters
I HATE CHEATERS!
I AM A CHEATER HATER!
CHEATERHATER.
That sounds like cheddar hater, but I'm not a cheddar hater, I'm a CHEATER HATER.
I'm not the only human being in the world who hates cheaters. Who likes being cheated on?
EXACTLY.
WHO LIKES BEING CHEATED ON!
Then why do people still cheat? It bothers me.
Some cheaters date other cheaters, that's fine with me. Don't come complaining to me when you're a cheater and your boyfriend's a cheater.
I FEEL NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU!!!!!
So when you cheat on him, IT'S OKAY,
BUT WHEN HE CHEATS ON YOU.
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IT'S TWENTY TWELVE!
Gimme a break =_= tbh, if i was a guy and if my GF was cheating on me, the best thing to get even is to cheat on her too!
If there ever was a drug, I think they should invent a drug to make people less horny. That'll be the perfect drug ever! That way if you are worried that your partner is cheating on you, you can slip it into everything he/she eats.
oW, instead of upgrading on boxes people can't afford, you should upgrading on less horny drugs.
Since I am the scientist of this magical drug, I'm calling this.....
MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE.
This is what it looks like:
No this is not a flowerly condom,
IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST AWESOMEST THING THAT'S GOING TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE?!!!!
Words can't describe how awesome this is going to be.
Because, honestly, how many of you FULLY trust your partners? When they're in a locked condo, don't you get suspicious?
I DO I DO.
I GET SUSPICIOUS IF MY BOYFRIEND EVER GOES TO A LOCKED CONDO
so I ask. If they have nothing to hide, then they will group you and introduce you to their friend OR WHATEVER.
Honestly, WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID TO ASK?
Because he's going to pull out the
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!! DAMMIT!! XO IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW???!!! AFTER WE HAD FOUR CHILDREN YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PULLS OUT CHARLIE SHEEN MOVE* WE ARE OVA *SNAPZ IN A Z-FORMATION, EXCLAIMATION.*"
GIRL VERSION:
"UGH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! *FLIPS LONG OURWORLD WINTER HAIR* *PUTS ON A DARK DEPRESSING OUTFIT* *PUTS ON CRYING POLAR BEAR PET* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DONT TRUST ME!!!!!!! *BATS EYELASHES*"
Well I got news for you: if there's nothing to hide, then there's nothing to get worked up over.
Some people know EVERYTHING about me, and some people I dated knew NOTHING about me, but none of them really had a problem introducing me to their friend or etc etc. COS YOU GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
What's ironic is that the line 99.7% of divorced, single, lonely, people always say is:
OR
OR
The government should really legalize MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE. Who wants to invent a MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE?
I can't see why government wouldn't legalize it, as long as there's no health hazards such as
hallucination of tampons,
sniffing hobos,
provoking charlie sheens
DANGEREROUS!
And I have just remembered....
I forgot to make my Christmas List.
BTW I MADE A TWITTER:
https://twitter.com/#!/Aphrothena_
I post regular tweets, pictures of what I wear, random pictures of my EPIC COOKING, and other stuff.
TWEET ME,
HERE'S YOUR BRIBE:
33% OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME HAVE BOOBS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE. YAY! FREE BOOBS :D FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE FREE BOOBS!
oW, instead of upgrading on boxes people can't afford, you should upgrading on less horny drugs.
Since I am the scientist of this magical drug, I'm calling this.....
MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE.
This is what it looks like:
No this is not a flowerly condom,
IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST AWESOMEST THING THAT'S GOING TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE?!!!!
Words can't describe how awesome this is going to be.
Because, honestly, how many of you FULLY trust your partners? When they're in a locked condo, don't you get suspicious?
I DO I DO.
I GET SUSPICIOUS IF MY BOYFRIEND EVER GOES TO A LOCKED CONDO
so I ask. If they have nothing to hide, then they will group you and introduce you to their friend OR WHATEVER.
Honestly, WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID TO ASK?
Because he's going to pull out the
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!! DAMMIT!! XO IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW???!!! AFTER WE HAD FOUR CHILDREN YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PULLS OUT CHARLIE SHEEN MOVE* WE ARE OVA *SNAPZ IN A Z-FORMATION, EXCLAIMATION.*"
GIRL VERSION:
"UGH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! *FLIPS LONG OURWORLD WINTER HAIR* *PUTS ON A DARK DEPRESSING OUTFIT* *PUTS ON CRYING POLAR BEAR PET* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DONT TRUST ME!!!!!!! *BATS EYELASHES*"
Well I got news for you: if there's nothing to hide, then there's nothing to get worked up over.
Some people know EVERYTHING about me, and some people I dated knew NOTHING about me, but none of them really had a problem introducing me to their friend or etc etc. COS YOU GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
What's ironic is that the line 99.7% of divorced, single, lonely, people always say is:
I can't believe I trusted him.
OR
I can't believe I trusted her.
OR
I can't believe I trusted that he-she. She got a sex change behind my back and screwed with another man all this time. HOW COULD I NOT HAVE KNOWN???!!! D:
The government should really legalize MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE. Who wants to invent a MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE?
I can't see why government wouldn't legalize it, as long as there's no health hazards such as
hallucination of tampons,
sniffing hobos,
provoking charlie sheens
DANGEREROUS!
And I have just remembered....
I forgot to make my Christmas List.
BTW I MADE A TWITTER:
https://twitter.com/#!/Aphrothena_
I post regular tweets, pictures of what I wear, random pictures of my EPIC COOKING, and other stuff.
TWEET ME,
HERE'S YOUR BRIBE:
33% OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME HAVE BOOBS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE. YAY! FREE BOOBS :D FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE FREE BOOBS!
Friday, December 9, 2011
#1 oW Guide to Sucess: Starting out on oW
I'M BLOODY PISSED AND UPSET RIGHT NOW and it's oW related. That's why it's going on this blog not my real life one.
Today I logged on around 3:30ish because that's when all my Turkish and British friends go on :D two that really matter- Josh and NP. It's really hard to see NP because we're barely on at the same time unless if I have a half day or weekends, so it's really important to spend time with them too. Josh is also busy in real life and it's hard.
I logged on around 3:30ish and wen't to LOVE Olivia's condo for her trading event. There, I saw Erick who became an oWGod and my mind immediately flew to Josh and ManHo. I checked again to see if Josh was on; he wasn't. I checked his profile to see if he had a test or something because it's been bloody long since I've seen him. AND I MISS HIM OKAY? I ONLY GO ON OURWORLD AT 3 FOR JOSH AND NP. Otherwise, I can go on later because my other friends have later times.
That was when I got sad. On his profile it said he quit and don't complain about it or something. So I went to his comments to maybe see why he quit and left a comment too. I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS QUIT, SO BLODDY SAD!!!!!! If you're someone on my friend's list don't quit because I'll be really sad.
I'm talking to Ryan now to see if I can get WHY. WHY WHY WHY. Ryan doesn't know either.
Anyway, my rant is done, onto with the post.
I know I am suppose to be posting this Friday, since Friday and Wednesdays are the days I'm posting regularly, but I had so many ideas today so I'm going to write this post and save it and just revise it tomorrow, Friday.
By the way, do you guys find freaky when you're sad and depressed and your iPhone plays the music you exactly feel o.0 wtf, freaky. iPod are psychics I tell you!!!
With ourWorld, you won't have that problem because you can clearly tell who is a boy and who is a girl :D
Anyway so here are some tips:
Tip #1 Get Motivated
Get motivated to go on oW. That is key. When you are motivated to go on, you will be successful; find something that motivates you. It could be people who piss you off, bullying of other avatar, torturing your exes, or the free non-HIV sex. You don't even need condoms! :D
FIND SOMETHING!!! For me it used to be stalking my exes, stalking the person I like and then it was people who pissed me off. Now I go on for MY FRIENDS. I love my friends.
Tip #2 Get to know test-mode 42 and cryptobiologist
LOLOLOLOL
Tip #3 Go play games
Games give you most flow. When you first start, you're not going to have much friends, but it's smart to add friends along the way. Even if you don't know a person, just add random people on the Boardwalk. I say this because many people are against noobs, or hates them for no reason (losers), but there are people who accepts anyone and who will talk to anyone. Those are the people who you want to be friends with.
Just add people as you go along.
Tip #3 Be Yourself
People always tell you to be yourself, but it's true. BE YO`SELF. Don't be afraid to talk or do what you want to do. Even the high levelers, many of them will listen to you and not be rude to you if you're confident. If you're confident YOU'RE BELIEVABLE, even if you're saying Pokemon is the bestest THING EVER, you say it with confidence= CHA-SHING!!! :D
Pokemon is the best thing ever though. I REMEMBER MY OLD POKEMON CARDS OMG OMG OMG *HYPERVENTALIATES*
Besides, ourWorld needs some originality. Be yourself, because everyone is unique. Don't be a copy of someone else, if I wanted to talk to Chuck Norris, I'll go talk to him. I don't want to talk to a Chuck Norris Fakie. Be YOU. :) Why copy when you're the originality?
Tip #3 ELIMINATE THE SHIT PEOPLE!
This is more of a tip for when you get 2 months into the game. ourWorld time and real life time isn't the same. What happens in real life in a week can happen in ourWorld in an hour.
It can take you 18 years in real life to lose your virginity but on oW it's like BING BANG BAM!!
now everyone chant with me
"BING BANG BAM!
BING BANG BAM!
BING BANG BAM!"
In two months or three months, you will meet some people I call...
SHIT PEOPLE!
I love my originality. Those are the people who try to rape you constantly, make you feel depressed, annoy you, and in cases BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Yes, eliminate those people. You can do this in few ways:
-remove them from your friends list
-delete your whole friends list
-stalk them + throw paint at them, then delete them and leave
If you want something more refreshing, delete your friends list. This doesn't necessarily mean that you're deleting the shit people, but also to refresh yourself. For me I get weird vibes and whenever I get a bad vibe, I delete my whole friends list. First day and second day will be hell because your little friends list chat bar will be so tiny, but after a little while, it gets better, A LOT BETTER
Still not persuaded? Why would you want to keep shit people near you? That doesn't make sense. Even if they are blackmailing you, eliminate them. You're going to feel so much happier. Besides, there are enough things you need to worry about in real life, why do you need to worry more on your virtual life?
Tip #4 Sex
That got your attention didn't I? :D sex sex sex
My tip for that is don't have sex with a billion people on your first week of oW. I'm not saying become a VIRGIN for life on there or get married and have sex and blah blah blah etc. etc. etc. FOR MORE INFORMATION, ASK YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR FOR A SEX TALK.
After all this is a virtual game, so sex on here isn't as serious as it is in real life. All I'm saying is, don't bang 70 guys your first week please. If you bang one or two a week, up to you, but don't bang 20 +. You don't want your reputation on virtual game as "the hoe" or "the slut."
Well maybe you're horny and some really good looking guy wants to have sex with you....
HERE IS THE DEAL.
Protecting virginities here!
Pretend that his dick is so small that he has to stuff cotton balls because no condom in the world is small enough. The pickle also shows veins. He is bald, and his teeth are yellow.
For guys:
pretend the girl behind the screen is an old granny. Her legs have little wrinkly flabs of fat and her boobs are saggy and wrinkly. She has false teeth and her breath smells like shit.
DO YOU STILL WANNA FUCK? :D
I THINK NOT!!!
Personally, I don't think two people should "do it" if they don't love each other. SEX IS A BEAUTIFUL THING OKAY?
Also, why would you want to have sex VIRTUALLY? eh, making any sense? Holding hands and kissing is cute.
*holds hands with myself*
Tip #5 How to Get out of Tricky Smushy Situations
There are tricky situations where either horny guys ask you to have sex with him. You reject nicely, but he keeps pressuring you. THIS COULD ALSO APPLY TO HORNY BOYFRIENDS :D
Sometimes you don't feel up to it. Maybe it's because you're watching Disney channel and in your TeleTubby jammies, eating pizza and you don't really want to think about "IT" right now.
(Notice how I made this conversation classier by calling "sex" "IT")
Here are some tips:
-give him the Jenna Marble's face
-say "your nunu reminds me of the pink pork my mom was chopping this morning :D"
-tell him you are cheating on him
-tell him he's ugly
-leave &forever block him. then embarrass him on his comments
AND PEOPLE WONDER HOW I STAY A VIRGIN THIS LONG
Okay so here are my few helpful little tipies. Get rich, date, and level. HAVE FUN
LOL by the way Erick sent me this song
HE SAID THIS SONG REMINDED ME OF HIM. so now it's the Michi anthem :') THANK YOU ERICK
Have a good friday
Today I logged on around 3:30ish because that's when all my Turkish and British friends go on :D two that really matter- Josh and NP. It's really hard to see NP because we're barely on at the same time unless if I have a half day or weekends, so it's really important to spend time with them too. Josh is also busy in real life and it's hard.
I logged on around 3:30ish and wen't to LOVE Olivia's condo for her trading event. There, I saw Erick who became an oWGod and my mind immediately flew to Josh and ManHo. I checked again to see if Josh was on; he wasn't. I checked his profile to see if he had a test or something because it's been bloody long since I've seen him. AND I MISS HIM OKAY? I ONLY GO ON OURWORLD AT 3 FOR JOSH AND NP. Otherwise, I can go on later because my other friends have later times.
That was when I got sad. On his profile it said he quit and don't complain about it or something. So I went to his comments to maybe see why he quit and left a comment too. I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS QUIT, SO BLODDY SAD!!!!!! If you're someone on my friend's list don't quit because I'll be really sad.
I'm talking to Ryan now to see if I can get WHY. WHY WHY WHY. Ryan doesn't know either.
Anyway, my rant is done, onto with the post.
I know I am suppose to be posting this Friday, since Friday and Wednesdays are the days I'm posting regularly, but I had so many ideas today so I'm going to write this post and save it and just revise it tomorrow, Friday.
By the way, do you guys find freaky when you're sad and depressed and your iPhone plays the music you exactly feel o.0 wtf, freaky. iPod are psychics I tell you!!!
oW Guide to Sucess: Starting out on oW
For those new-comers onto ourWorld, today I'm going to tell you some tips on starting out on oW. If you aren't a newcomer, that's okay also. You can still use those tips for tricky situations.
Alright, so you're probably on oW because you got bored one testing day while everyone's in school, and you're stuck with your grandma *coughs* like me, or maybe you're interested in fashion and talking to random strangers. OR MAYBE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE WHO'S WIFE LEFT YOU AND YOU JUST WANT TO FOOL AROUND WITH TEENAGERS
Whatever your reason may be, oW is a good place to be. It's better than Club Penguin because the characters are more cuter and there are more boys. Plus, you can definitely tell the sex of an avatar. Let's be honest, CLUB PENGUIN ARE FULL OF HE-SHE'S. Once I dressed up as a peach-pink penguin and got a boyfriend, and then after my boyfriend left I dressed up as a black penguin and got a girlfriend. Then when I logged on, both of the penguins were on at the Flurry and they stalked me....
The awkward moment when you're penguin GF & BF stalk you at the exact same time at your igloo.
With ourWorld, you won't have that problem because you can clearly tell who is a boy and who is a girl :D
Anyway so here are some tips:
Tip #1 Get Motivated
Get motivated to go on oW. That is key. When you are motivated to go on, you will be successful; find something that motivates you. It could be people who piss you off, bullying of other avatar, torturing your exes, or the free non-HIV sex. You don't even need condoms! :D
FIND SOMETHING!!! For me it used to be stalking my exes, stalking the person I like and then it was people who pissed me off. Now I go on for MY FRIENDS. I love my friends.
Tip #2 Get to know test-mode 42 and cryptobiologist
LOLOLOLOL
Tip #3 Go play games
Games give you most flow. When you first start, you're not going to have much friends, but it's smart to add friends along the way. Even if you don't know a person, just add random people on the Boardwalk. I say this because many people are against noobs, or hates them for no reason (losers), but there are people who accepts anyone and who will talk to anyone. Those are the people who you want to be friends with.
Just add people as you go along.
Tip #3 Be Yourself
People always tell you to be yourself, but it's true. BE YO`SELF. Don't be afraid to talk or do what you want to do. Even the high levelers, many of them will listen to you and not be rude to you if you're confident. If you're confident YOU'RE BELIEVABLE, even if you're saying Pokemon is the bestest THING EVER, you say it with confidence= CHA-SHING!!! :D
Pokemon is the best thing ever though. I REMEMBER MY OLD POKEMON CARDS OMG OMG OMG *HYPERVENTALIATES*
Besides, ourWorld needs some originality. Be yourself, because everyone is unique. Don't be a copy of someone else, if I wanted to talk to Chuck Norris, I'll go talk to him. I don't want to talk to a Chuck Norris Fakie. Be YOU. :) Why copy when you're the originality?
Tip #3 ELIMINATE THE SHIT PEOPLE!
This is more of a tip for when you get 2 months into the game. ourWorld time and real life time isn't the same. What happens in real life in a week can happen in ourWorld in an hour.
It can take you 18 years in real life to lose your virginity but on oW it's like BING BANG BAM!!
now everyone chant with me
"BING BANG BAM!
BING BANG BAM!
BING BANG BAM!"
In two months or three months, you will meet some people I call...
SHIT PEOPLE!
I love my originality. Those are the people who try to rape you constantly, make you feel depressed, annoy you, and in cases BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Yes, eliminate those people. You can do this in few ways:
-remove them from your friends list
-delete your whole friends list
-stalk them + throw paint at them, then delete them and leave
If you want something more refreshing, delete your friends list. This doesn't necessarily mean that you're deleting the shit people, but also to refresh yourself. For me I get weird vibes and whenever I get a bad vibe, I delete my whole friends list. First day and second day will be hell because your little friends list chat bar will be so tiny, but after a little while, it gets better, A LOT BETTER
Still not persuaded? Why would you want to keep shit people near you? That doesn't make sense. Even if they are blackmailing you, eliminate them. You're going to feel so much happier. Besides, there are enough things you need to worry about in real life, why do you need to worry more on your virtual life?
Tip #4 Sex
That got your attention didn't I? :D sex sex sex
My tip for that is don't have sex with a billion people on your first week of oW. I'm not saying become a VIRGIN for life on there or get married and have sex and blah blah blah etc. etc. etc. FOR MORE INFORMATION, ASK YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR FOR A SEX TALK.
After all this is a virtual game, so sex on here isn't as serious as it is in real life. All I'm saying is, don't bang 70 guys your first week please. If you bang one or two a week, up to you, but don't bang 20 +. You don't want your reputation on virtual game as "the hoe" or "the slut."
Well maybe you're horny and some really good looking guy wants to have sex with you....
HERE IS THE DEAL.
Protecting virginities here!
Pretend that his dick is so small that he has to stuff cotton balls because no condom in the world is small enough. The pickle also shows veins. He is bald, and his teeth are yellow.
For guys:
pretend the girl behind the screen is an old granny. Her legs have little wrinkly flabs of fat and her boobs are saggy and wrinkly. She has false teeth and her breath smells like shit.
DO YOU STILL WANNA FUCK? :D
I THINK NOT!!!
Personally, I don't think two people should "do it" if they don't love each other. SEX IS A BEAUTIFUL THING OKAY?
Also, why would you want to have sex VIRTUALLY? eh, making any sense? Holding hands and kissing is cute.
*holds hands with myself*
Tip #5 How to Get out of Tricky Smushy Situations
There are tricky situations where either horny guys ask you to have sex with him. You reject nicely, but he keeps pressuring you. THIS COULD ALSO APPLY TO HORNY BOYFRIENDS :D
Sometimes you don't feel up to it. Maybe it's because you're watching Disney channel and in your TeleTubby jammies, eating pizza and you don't really want to think about "IT" right now.
(Notice how I made this conversation classier by calling "sex" "IT")
Here are some tips:
-give him the Jenna Marble's face
-say "your nunu reminds me of the pink pork my mom was chopping this morning :D"
-tell him you are cheating on him
-tell him he's ugly
-leave &forever block him. then embarrass him on his comments
AND PEOPLE WONDER HOW I STAY A VIRGIN THIS LONG
Okay so here are my few helpful little tipies. Get rich, date, and level. HAVE FUN
LOL by the way Erick sent me this song
HE SAID THIS SONG REMINDED ME OF HIM. so now it's the Michi anthem :') THANK YOU ERICK
Have a good friday
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Aphie's Questions
I CANT BLOODY SLEEP!! Ive been trying ever since five and now its seenbut I still cant sleep!
so now I'm on my ipod and blogging away :D since that I did promise posts on wednesdays and fridays and such. FOLLOWING SCHEDULE PEOPLE!
blogging on my iphone too! heavens forbid taking away of iphones!!!!! then children like me cannot blog while laying on soft cushiony pillows!!
Okay since I didnt go on oW much, I will blog about FAQs or random stuff that happened on oW.
LOVE Olivia came back! :D Shes a resident now too. she is a big part of my little childhood. damn our love-hate relationships. alright so lets do the FAQs. This would be good because now I can send people this link to a nice thourough, wrll answered question.
1. Why did you make a blog?
Well I made a blog because I am a very loud mouthed girl, even in real life I like to express my thoughts in some way. When it was in real life it was either through jokes or writing, especially journals. I loved writing in journals because I had stud ass gel pens. please do not mess with me when I have gel pens. or any lady who have gel pens. They do not hesitate to hurt you with a gel pen's glittery flourescent color :D I like expressing my thoughts and what I think. Yes, I can be sly about it but I need to tell someone or something. That doesn't mean I'm not careful about it though.
2.What do you look for in a guy?
Well I don't date much on oW or at all anymore. I like uniqueness in a person. Sometimes I like down to earth guys. Its not because I like sniffing earth. I do not like sniffing grass. I have a large variety in what I look for so I dot particularly "look for" anything.
3. Why do you want to stay single?
I like staying single and having MICHI FREEDOM!!! I dont feel like I make a very good girlfriend. I'm more of a friend material. Everytime I date, at some point I get too couciouss on what I'm doing. THAT IS NOT GOOD. Over couciousness leads up to PSYCHO I already lost enough of my sanity as it is :( Qhen theres a bug break up, I feel THE NEED TO DATE. When you start datin' THERE IS NO END. AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO PUT MYSELF IN VIRTUAL HEARTBREAK TORTURE? D:
4. Why do you talk in CAPS?
I talk in CAPS BECAUSE I LIKE TALKING IN CAPS. I like the way words form out and I like the attention. I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE OKAY?
5. Can you gift me?!?!?!
*does Jenna Marbles face*
6. Let's have sex. WTF NOT EVEN A WUESTION SO LEMME REPHRASE THAT
Can you have sex with me?!?!
WAIT SINCE IM A MINOR LET ME EDIT AND REPHRASE AGAIN :D
8D *pedofile voice with curly, greasy mustache twitching containing a dead flea inside* can we have sex?!?!?! *waggles bushy, pointy eyebrows in the most pedofilic way*
*GETS PEPPER SPRAY* no. I am a minor. PLUS I am a husband of a woman! please! have some dignity! I am married to my wifey roro!
tip: if i want to have sex with you, I WILL ASK, you dont have to offer. it's likr going up to a prostitute and asking "HOW MUCH" when if that girl was a prostitute SHE WILL BE ASKING YOU. so please! save yourself from embarassment because I do take pictures :D
plus, i am a minor and I need money for college. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SUE YOU
7. Can you add me on FACEBOOK?!
I used to have an oW facebook, but then after alice left I deactivated it. then I made a new one so cameronand I could talk. I didnt add him on my old one because there were still pictures of me ad I didnt fully trust him yet. Later, I slowly began having more friends and I trusted them. it was a good summer if it wasnt for a bad boyfriend. Then at October, that facebook got deleted by facebook because I didnt want to vertify my phone #. I reactivated my old facebook and added my new friends. THEN A MONTH LATER FACEBOOK WANTED ME TO VERTIFY MY BLOODY NUMBER AGAIN. that would be no problem but I made that facebook in 2010 and I had a different phone and number then. I COULDNT BLOODY VERTIFY IT! I emailed requested facebook and asked if I could change my vertification number to my current number and they said they wanted me to present three IDs to make sure I wasnt some hacker. DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY HACKER?!?!?! D: My mom wouldnt let me photocopy my birth certificate or any other ID to FB. I wasnt about to either. It's good because now people email me instead :D Besides, its just a bloody account. I dont want to go tothe extreme of sending my IDs and passports to FB. ITS NOT WORTH IT.
SORT VERSION OF ANSWER: NO. for additional details, read above.
8. Will you trade with me your Monster Fur Boots?
No...monster fur boots, leaves are items I AM DEFINITELY not willing to trade. I'm only willing to trade items in my Brag Bag. PLEASE DONT TELL ME ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I STILL FEEL NO SYMPATHY TO TRADE BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I USED TO FEEL BAD, NOW I STILL DO A LITTLE BUT WTF WHY SHOULD I GIVE A PERSON I DONT KNOW A DUPER EXPENSIVE GIFT?!?! OKAY, I'M SOYNDING GREEDY BUT I WORKED HARD FOR THEM DAMMIT! D:<
9. How old are you?
15, almost 16. GO TO POST 1 FOR DEPTH.
10. Why did youdelete me?
I deleted my WHOLE friends list. I had a whole bunch of people I didnt know and it was quite depressing. I deleted everybody so I can surroud myself with the people who care about me and oeople I care for back. only about 30% of my friendslist are people I dont consider as FAMILY.
COME BACK ON FRIDAY FOR MORE POSTS :D Thanks for all tge support guys :D it means a lot to me :)
so now I'm on my ipod and blogging away :D since that I did promise posts on wednesdays and fridays and such. FOLLOWING SCHEDULE PEOPLE!
blogging on my iphone too! heavens forbid taking away of iphones!!!!! then children like me cannot blog while laying on soft cushiony pillows!!
Okay since I didnt go on oW much, I will blog about FAQs or random stuff that happened on oW.
LOVE Olivia came back! :D Shes a resident now too. she is a big part of my little childhood. damn our love-hate relationships. alright so lets do the FAQs. This would be good because now I can send people this link to a nice thourough, wrll answered question.
1. Why did you make a blog?
Well I made a blog because I am a very loud mouthed girl, even in real life I like to express my thoughts in some way. When it was in real life it was either through jokes or writing, especially journals. I loved writing in journals because I had stud ass gel pens. please do not mess with me when I have gel pens. or any lady who have gel pens. They do not hesitate to hurt you with a gel pen's glittery flourescent color :D I like expressing my thoughts and what I think. Yes, I can be sly about it but I need to tell someone or something. That doesn't mean I'm not careful about it though.
2.What do you look for in a guy?
Well I don't date much on oW or at all anymore. I like uniqueness in a person. Sometimes I like down to earth guys. Its not because I like sniffing earth. I do not like sniffing grass. I have a large variety in what I look for so I dot particularly "look for" anything.
3. Why do you want to stay single?
I like staying single and having MICHI FREEDOM!!! I dont feel like I make a very good girlfriend. I'm more of a friend material. Everytime I date, at some point I get too couciouss on what I'm doing. THAT IS NOT GOOD. Over couciousness leads up to PSYCHO I already lost enough of my sanity as it is :( Qhen theres a bug break up, I feel THE NEED TO DATE. When you start datin' THERE IS NO END. AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO PUT MYSELF IN VIRTUAL HEARTBREAK TORTURE? D:
4. Why do you talk in CAPS?
I talk in CAPS BECAUSE I LIKE TALKING IN CAPS. I like the way words form out and I like the attention. I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE OKAY?
5. Can you gift me?!?!?!
*does Jenna Marbles face*
6. Let's have sex. WTF NOT EVEN A WUESTION SO LEMME REPHRASE THAT
Can you have sex with me?!?!
WAIT SINCE IM A MINOR LET ME EDIT AND REPHRASE AGAIN :D
8D *pedofile voice with curly, greasy mustache twitching containing a dead flea inside* can we have sex?!?!?! *waggles bushy, pointy eyebrows in the most pedofilic way*
*GETS PEPPER SPRAY* no. I am a minor. PLUS I am a husband of a woman! please! have some dignity! I am married to my wifey roro!
tip: if i want to have sex with you, I WILL ASK, you dont have to offer. it's likr going up to a prostitute and asking "HOW MUCH" when if that girl was a prostitute SHE WILL BE ASKING YOU. so please! save yourself from embarassment because I do take pictures :D
plus, i am a minor and I need money for college. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SUE YOU
7. Can you add me on FACEBOOK?!
I used to have an oW facebook, but then after alice left I deactivated it. then I made a new one so cameronand I could talk. I didnt add him on my old one because there were still pictures of me ad I didnt fully trust him yet. Later, I slowly began having more friends and I trusted them. it was a good summer if it wasnt for a bad boyfriend. Then at October, that facebook got deleted by facebook because I didnt want to vertify my phone #. I reactivated my old facebook and added my new friends. THEN A MONTH LATER FACEBOOK WANTED ME TO VERTIFY MY BLOODY NUMBER AGAIN. that would be no problem but I made that facebook in 2010 and I had a different phone and number then. I COULDNT BLOODY VERTIFY IT! I emailed requested facebook and asked if I could change my vertification number to my current number and they said they wanted me to present three IDs to make sure I wasnt some hacker. DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY HACKER?!?!?! D: My mom wouldnt let me photocopy my birth certificate or any other ID to FB. I wasnt about to either. It's good because now people email me instead :D Besides, its just a bloody account. I dont want to go tothe extreme of sending my IDs and passports to FB. ITS NOT WORTH IT.
SORT VERSION OF ANSWER: NO. for additional details, read above.
8. Will you trade with me your Monster Fur Boots?
No...monster fur boots, leaves are items I AM DEFINITELY not willing to trade. I'm only willing to trade items in my Brag Bag. PLEASE DONT TELL ME ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I STILL FEEL NO SYMPATHY TO TRADE BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I USED TO FEEL BAD, NOW I STILL DO A LITTLE BUT WTF WHY SHOULD I GIVE A PERSON I DONT KNOW A DUPER EXPENSIVE GIFT?!?! OKAY, I'M SOYNDING GREEDY BUT I WORKED HARD FOR THEM DAMMIT! D:<
9. How old are you?
15, almost 16. GO TO POST 1 FOR DEPTH.
10. Why did youdelete me?
I deleted my WHOLE friends list. I had a whole bunch of people I didnt know and it was quite depressing. I deleted everybody so I can surroud myself with the people who care about me and oeople I care for back. only about 30% of my friendslist are people I dont consider as FAMILY.
COME BACK ON FRIDAY FOR MORE POSTS :D Thanks for all tge support guys :D it means a lot to me :)
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
NEW MOTTO
Because I'm becoming to believe everyone needs a motto.
Naruto's motto is
"I will never give up! THAT'S MY NINJA WAY!"
Something like that. I can't do it verbatem and that much emotion and power in it because I'm not Naruto, I'm Michi.
My motto is now. Are you ready? :D
"ONLY ONE MATH HOMEWORK LEFT. APHROTHENA, CONQUERING BOREDOM, ONE MATH HOMEWORK AT A TIME."
Someone etch that to my grave.
Naruto's motto is
"I will never give up! THAT'S MY NINJA WAY!"
Something like that. I can't do it verbatem and that much emotion and power in it because I'm not Naruto, I'm Michi.
My motto is now. Are you ready? :D
"ONLY ONE MATH HOMEWORK LEFT. APHROTHENA, CONQUERING BOREDOM, ONE MATH HOMEWORK AT A TIME."
Someone etch that to my grave.
Schedule & oW Guide to Sucess
Lorr so much happening in my real life.
Anyway, :D who cares about real life. If you wanna read about that then you go to my personal blog. Here it's all about oW. oW oW oW oW oW oW oW.
Who knew oW could be so self centered. Today at lunch I thought about doing something like a schedule. The days of the week when I will DEFINITELY post. If I do not post that day, you are welcome to pelt me with tomatoes.
Okay, here is the dates I made up so far :D
Wednesday
Friday
Those are the days I will definitely post. This should be effective for some time.
That doesn't mean I won't post any other day. I will post as much as I want, but Wednesdays and Fridays are the days I'll DEFINITELY do a post.
I am also going to start a new blog category. This would be called ourWorld Guide to Sucess. On there, I would be talking about tips and backstabbers and maybe once in a while...VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned ~.^ Not even 24 hours yet and already 69 views :) Thanks guys!
Anyway, :D who cares about real life. If you wanna read about that then you go to my personal blog. Here it's all about oW. oW oW oW oW oW oW oW.
Who knew oW could be so self centered. Today at lunch I thought about doing something like a schedule. The days of the week when I will DEFINITELY post. If I do not post that day, you are welcome to pelt me with tomatoes.
Okay, here is the dates I made up so far :D
Wednesday
Friday
Those are the days I will definitely post. This should be effective for some time.
That doesn't mean I won't post any other day. I will post as much as I want, but Wednesdays and Fridays are the days I'll DEFINITELY do a post.
I am also going to start a new blog category. This would be called ourWorld Guide to Sucess. On there, I would be talking about tips and backstabbers and maybe once in a while...VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned ~.^ Not even 24 hours yet and already 69 views :) Thanks guys!
Monday, December 5, 2011
Aphrothena's Past P1
Okay I have to deal with this ugly blog. CAN'T SAY ITS NOT BOTHERING ME.
While I'm being bothered let me introduce myself :D
*Ahem* Okay, so my name is Aphrothena. I'm better off known as Michi because who names their child Aphrothena. I have a regular blog which you can read here or email me here. I made this blog because people from oW kept on pressuring me to make a blog entirely of oW.
I am 15, almost 16. To those of you I told I was older than 15, I lied.
I get annoyed when I get holiday lights. I do not want to be a Christmas tree. I want to be Cupid, so you should give me bow wings.
My online birthday is June 20th. That is the date I have told people for three years. My real birthday remains a mystery. Those who know mysteriously turn into unicorns.
I started playing on ourWorld on March 10, 2009. I am a fucking granny.
My first boyfriend was Costello and he gave me a Sunflower-Banquet on March 15, 2009. If you are wondering how I remember this stuff it's from starred emails :D
I went out with Costello because he gave me a Sunshine-Banquet. lololololol otherwise, if he never spent 3 gems on me I would've never known who he was. I liked him because he gave me Sunshine-Banquet and because he had a glow. That was the shit back then. You do not mess with people who had glow, or else you were then turned into a unicorn.
My first best friend was Stella, better known as Zx CxiDevil Zx. We were never exactly "close" but she was my best friend because she was on a lot. There weren't many players back in March 2009 so I was happy I found her :) I am still happy that I found her, even though she doesn't go on a lot anymore. Maybe thrice a year. Through Stella I met Onyx who I am still close to today. Her username is NoGiftForU.
I went on ourWorld because I was obsessed with fashion. I loved dressing up girls, I loved playing Fashion Solitaire on www.addictinggames.com and I loved chatting. ourWorld was both fashion and chatting. It was originally there to replace CP, AIM, Webkinz, and Fashion Solitaire. I was not simply just "bored." It was easier to go on oW than to multitask on gmail chat and play Fashion Solitaire at the same time, or AIM and play Fashion Solitaire at the same time. Plus, CP and Webkinz were getting a little boring, even though I do miss your old "shifu" sensei penguins LOL
There's my past P1
While I'm being bothered let me introduce myself :D
*Ahem* Okay, so my name is Aphrothena. I'm better off known as Michi because who names their child Aphrothena. I have a regular blog which you can read here or email me here. I made this blog because people from oW kept on pressuring me to make a blog entirely of oW.
I am 15, almost 16. To those of you I told I was older than 15, I lied.
I get annoyed when I get holiday lights. I do not want to be a Christmas tree. I want to be Cupid, so you should give me bow wings.
My online birthday is June 20th. That is the date I have told people for three years. My real birthday remains a mystery. Those who know mysteriously turn into unicorns.
I started playing on ourWorld on March 10, 2009. I am a fucking granny.
My first boyfriend was Costello and he gave me a Sunflower-Banquet on March 15, 2009. If you are wondering how I remember this stuff it's from starred emails :D
I went out with Costello because he gave me a Sunshine-Banquet. lololololol otherwise, if he never spent 3 gems on me I would've never known who he was. I liked him because he gave me Sunshine-Banquet and because he had a glow. That was the shit back then. You do not mess with people who had glow, or else you were then turned into a unicorn.
My first best friend was Stella, better known as Zx CxiDevil Zx. We were never exactly "close" but she was my best friend because she was on a lot. There weren't many players back in March 2009 so I was happy I found her :) I am still happy that I found her, even though she doesn't go on a lot anymore. Maybe thrice a year. Through Stella I met Onyx who I am still close to today. Her username is NoGiftForU.
I went on ourWorld because I was obsessed with fashion. I loved dressing up girls, I loved playing Fashion Solitaire on www.addictinggames.com and I loved chatting. ourWorld was both fashion and chatting. It was originally there to replace CP, AIM, Webkinz, and Fashion Solitaire. I was not simply just "bored." It was easier to go on oW than to multitask on gmail chat and play Fashion Solitaire at the same time, or AIM and play Fashion Solitaire at the same time. Plus, CP and Webkinz were getting a little boring, even though I do miss your old "shifu" sensei penguins LOL
There's my past P1
BLOG LOOKING BLOODY UGLY
OMG! My blog is looking bloody ugly! It won't be this ugly after a few more days. Right now, it's ugly! No point lying to it!
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