You can keep your Singles, Porn, and Walmart Coupons

I have been getting a constant flow of views, and along with it Spam Comments. Usually those doesn't get published unless if I approve of them, but most of them usually look like this:

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and usually spam mail looks like that too, except a lot worse sometimes.

Notice how none of them knows my name. If I am such a valued blogger/customer/human being/partner, then why do none of those people know my name?  More importantly,why do you want me to visit your site, which usually links to eharmony.com, some kind of porn site, or a site where I can get a two dollar Walmart coupon.

You can keep your singles. 

By the way, why are the pictures of their models being taken through car windows. Is it just me, or does her boyfriend look like Simon Cowell. 

You can keep your porn. 

You can keep your two dollar Walmart coupon. If I am so valued, then why do I have to buy something first in order to get it free. 

XFactor and Balls

I have decided perhaps another blogger layout since I am bored as shit as this one, and I am conceited as shit so it would be great if my viewers came on my blog and see a big picture of me on top of their page.

Then I actually logged on and viewed my site and realized it is perfect the way it is. I want to make it more perfect however.

I must confess for the past few days something horrible came to me that I cannot contain, and that is, I have started watching X Factor. I know, I have became addicted to that shit.

It's not like this year is good, since the judges have no chemistry, except for LA Reid and Simon Cowell who has a bad bromance going on there, except it is not as intimate anymore. Now it is just awkward with Demi and Britney Spears in the middle. I love them all as individuals (Britney more or less) but when you put them all at judging panel, it is awkward. The most annoying part is that I cannot stop watching.

I probably should have stopped, taped my mouth, and stuffed Demi's face with mushrooms when Jillian Jensen got eliminated, but I didn't.

Fatal Mistake

Now only is it annoying, it is hooking. It is one of those things that you keep on wishing it'll get better, but every single time your balls gets crushed.

Election day is on Tuesday. Everyone should vote.