Not wearing clothes is not demoting yourself, wearing clothes is demoting yourself.

I have realized a large trend on ourWorld, and that is girls and boys alike are being seductive. It is not just girls anymore changing their normal clothes into swim suits in December because ourWorld has decided that the island does not and cannot have enough "sexiness". Now it can't just be girls who go barely clothed or change their names into things like: hot4hotdog, CallMeMaybBB, 2Hot4TeddyBear, 2Hot4Underwear, UnderwearSevxiCheeta, CougarMomaRawr. It has to be boys too, except their names are more like: HawtLongD, xxXcxiibobxxXx, mydhrd4u, swaggied, cxiiyolo, jerseyshurswagx.

If you want to learn how to be a respected member of this society and fit in, you have come to the right site.

Include information about your private area. Make sure that your username is not readable. For example: IAmTheDMan becomes iiAmDeeDeemanx3. The more unreadable, the better. Your goal is to confuse people as much as possible. It isn't about the content of your username, it is about how it looks, and yours looks just like croc butter.

While we're at it, throw in something about love too. 3iLuvvtacobellNJeniixx should do it.

In fact, wear as little as possible. So little that even the ourWorld given lingerie seems more than what you're wearing. Remember: you are a respected member of society and no one can tell you what to do because you live by a hash tag.

Use a lot of grammar that contains "u", "babez", "bb", "plz". Stick the letter "Z" in anywhere to make the word look rad- "schzwl". Pretend that your space bar is not working too. If the person you're talking to has trouble reading what you're typing, you have done your job right. If the other person has to go on urbandictionary.com to realize what you're saying, you have done your job wrong. Make sure you type with a lot of swag to the point that Urban Dictionary cannot interpret what you're saying. That is because your swag is too much for one website to handle. In fact, it's too much for the whole internet to handle, which is also why no one can understand what you're typing to them.

If you are reading this and if you find anything offensive, you are right. I am just a jealous of you. I am jealous I can't be a respected member of the island society. To make your future kid's friends jealous, take a screenshot of you doing everything the three cards said to do. Save it, and show it to your future kids. That way they know that they had a cool mom/dad. In fact, show it to all of their friends! The more, the merrier. I will start.

Gay Marriage

I am doing a post on gay marriage because I feel like I need to do a post about it. Got it.

Usually on ourWorld, when I'm not confronted by dumb asses, rich traders who are trying to rip me off, or people who are trying to get me to gift them, the island population is generally pretty nice.

People are usually really open and they have an open mind towards things such as gay marriage, race, and religion. They either have an open mind, or they do not care.

It's only once in a blue moon when I meet such ignorant people who not only do not know what they're talking about, but they have an annoying assumption that what they say is always right so you have a zero percent chance of having an intelligent conversation with them.

It's like they were a few million years held back from evolution. Then again, that will offend the apes more than humans.

Picture source without caption: http://www.fws.gov/international/DIC/species/great_apes/great_apes.html

For some reason a lot of the people who try to argue with me on gay marriage are exactly portrayed as the image above.

It is one thing to give out your opinion, it is another to shove it down people's throats. Since that I could never get my own opinions across, since people I argue with often cut me off, I should make my point across on my blog, where I can speak freely, for as long as I like. What is better is that the next time someone tries to argue with me on this subject, I can just send them a link to read all about my views. Isn't that great?

The first thing I want to say is: Stop being a closed minded dick.

It is nothing but frustrating arguing with a dick who didn't do the slightest bit of research on his part. Here is an example of a typical conversation:

Me: Why do you have a problem with gay marriage when it doesn't affect you in any shape, way or form? 

Dick: Why? Are you a fag because if you are I would like to kick your balls.

Me: It is really none of your business. 

Dick: You're a fag, I knew it!!!!!!!! 

Me: But

Dick cuts you off: I used to love beating up high schoolers like u, man those were de times. i bet the only reason y u like girls and girls like u cuz ur so ugli in real life dat no guy will ever get a bonr frm u.

The future dicks reading this blog post can relate. 

I don't even know why everyone has seen the need to push their views into everyone's heads. It is one thing to give out your opinion, it is another to shove it in other people's heads and those who do not agree must be discriminated. Congrats Dick! Your life purpose has been figured out. Enjoy living the rest of your life as a hate filled unemployed loser hating forcing your moronic thoughts into people's view. They are nothing but annoying. 

Once in a while, I do meet an intelligent arguer. Someone who supports his thoughts with lots of facts, theories, and does do actual research. 

My opinion is: If you did not do research on the other side, your argument is invalid. Before you start spouting your opinion, do a little research on what it's like on the other side. 

Fine, you don't have to agree that Gay Marriage is right, but do a little research before spouting your opinions. 

My opinion is that it's none of anyone's business in the first place besides two people who are getting married. Why are you trying to interfere? Focus on yourself first. If a man and a man or a woman and a woman get married, it does not affect you in any shape or form. If it is your child who is getting married to a man to man or woman to woman marriage, you should be happy for him/her. Most parents all they ever want is for their children to be happy and content in life. If your child is content, why shouldn't you be content? 

If you are someone who hates gay marriage because you believe you're saving the human race, please explain to me how that is logical. Oh yeah, because a man and a man and a woman and a woman cannot reproduce, is that it? There are still children and orphans who were left behind and still need some love and care in this world. 

BUT MICHI, THE CHILDREN WILL TURN GAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

What in the world makes you think that a gay's couple's children will be gay too? According to that logic, children of criminals are automatically criminals too? If your father has ever fucked a dog then you will become a dog fucker too? Please

This is a matter of individual's feelings, not a matter of genetic makeup. If a gay couple adopted, then their genetic makeup wouldn't even be the same in the first place.

Final opinion: Everyone should mind their own business. No one is forcing you to be gay, so why are you forcing people to be straight?

If you are thinking again who the fuck am I to give my opinion, I am the owner of this site. If you do not like it, they simply do not read my content. Read someone else's blog who will agree with your ass. There are over one hundred eighteen million blogs in the internet, you are bound to find one. There are 6,973,738,433 people in the world (information courtesy of World Bank), there are bound to be people who agree with my opinions.

I am very much alive, just currently on Haitus!

-Michi