Guy took shit on lawn

Once upon a time dere wuz a guy who took a sheit on ma lawn dude. it wasn't ok, as he pulled down his pants you culd see his big polktadotted target boxrs, and he got no swag man. i noe it wuz polkadotted becoz i got the same pair!!!!!!!! c'ept i have spongebob on mine!!!! i will nevr throw dat away coz dat is the first boxrs i fucked in if you no wut i meen!!!!! my lyf is so excitig. immediately, i tld dat dude to get off of my lawn, but he continued to tke his big shit, so i gve him da bird and told him to fawk himslf.

he still wuldn't leeve so i went inside my house and got my big shovel dat i use to pick up ants to tlk to. i began chasing him with my shovl, but becuz my pants were pulled down belw my asscheekz, they slipped dwn to my neez!!!!! then the man got away!!!!!!! coz i was being a d-bag and decided not to pull up my pants. de end!

den i posted da whole stori on fb!!!!!

-swagxAPHROTHENAXGOTXSWAGXXXMAN!!!!

Why I am Voting For Obama

Because he is a whole lot better than Mitt Romney

I have looked through at the history of how celebrities rose to fame and fell from fame, and the rising and falling part are pretty much the same. 

Not that I am saying I am a celebrity, mind you. I am just saying how this applies to my blog in a way. 

Celebrities rise to fame because they are liked by many people, or if they do something outrageously wrong (like suck a dick). 

Celebrities fall from fame because they...went MIA

This goes as well for youtubers and bloggers. Sometimes youtubers or bloggers rise to fame because people naturally like them, or they're just one of the first to join, thus becoming really popular. Other times it's because they know someone famous, or they are very informative. 

Some youtubers get famous because they make videos so you will constantly have something to watch from them. 

That goes along with bloggers too.....

However, some bloggers and youtubers get famous because they do not blog for so long. Then their material must be worth that click every now and then. 

This is so weird. That is how the world works though.