#2 oW Guide to Success: Relationships

So everyone wanted a Guide to Success right? :D Well. since it's a little last minute here is mine:

Alright, I'm doing this so that way when I look back, I won't have O. C. D that I did Guide to Success on all of my months except this one. It's a little late since it's the very last day of this month, but it's better than no Guide to Success right?!!! Right.

Okay, so this one is on ReLaaaatI0NSHiipsss!!!! *turns on weirdly depressing music guidance counselors give when they're talking about this*

Luckily!! Since we're all dating online, no one can really get pregnant. That's one prop of dating online!!! :D

So, as a fellow girl, I know what girls are going through. Since I haven't really been a guy, I don't really know 100% what guys are going through, but I'm relating to pass experience okay???!!!

Okay, so as girls, we expect such high expectations from guys from reading Facebook pages on relationships, books like Twilight and House of Night, watching TV shows like iCarly, reading magazines and trying to get into the psychological thinking of men!!!! *coughs 17 magazine*

Shows like iCarly basically pitted us against guys who forget our birthdays, and label them as "shit guys"! and what that show also did was give us expectations of guys remembering every single little thing: three day anniversary, three hour anniversary, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ANNIVERSARY!! If you think I'm fibbing about iCarly, just go back to the episode when Sam was dating that guy in Freddie's French class from Season 1 or 2!

NOW LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT LITERATURE THESE DAYS OKAY!!!!!

THIS SHIT IS DECEIVING!!!!!! DECEIVING I TELL YOU!!!!!!!
I don't even have to explain!!!! Literature has set me up to such high expectations and RELATIONSHIP RUINS!!!!!! BECOX OF LITERATURE I'M ALWAYS SO PARANOID ON EVERYTHING. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN ERICK DOES ALL THIS SHIT FOR ZOEY AND THEN I SIT HERE IN MY CHAIR WONDERING 'HEY, WHY DOESN'T MY BOYFRIEND DO DAT FOR ME?' THEN I REMEMBERED:

"COZ NO GUY IN HIS MENTAL STATE OF MIND WILL WANT TO DIE FOR YOU, GET YOU EXPENSIVE STUFF, STALK YOU EVERY MORNING, STALK YOU EVERY NIGHT JUST TO MAKE SURE YOUR SAFE, AND LET YOU INSULT HIM AND BASICALLY CALL HIM A MANWHORE WHEN YOU GUYS GET INTO FIGHTS. "

Especially when they only know you for two weeks!!!! Willing to die for someone after just knowing them for two weeks is deep bro!!! AND THIS IS WHEN MY UNDERSTANDING CAME IN : Girls set high ass expectations for guys BECOX OF SOCIETY AND LITERATURE!!!!

I bet guys who are reading House of Night and Twilight are scratching their balls. Prob thinking:
"I'm suppose to do this shit? Die for a girl after knowing them for two weeks?!!!!"

 AND THEN AFTER GETTING OVER GOBSMACKEDNESS!!!!!

gobsmacked somemore :D 

 Okay, we're done being gobsmacked.
Wow, this is a long ass intro *wtf*

SO MY POINT TO MY GUIDE TO LIFE FINALLY STARTS HERE!!!

Be yourself. 


Yes yes yes, thats the most important rule in a relationship. Its basically the "Golden Rule". :D And this is one of my mistakes through past relationships. At first I would be myself, but then after a week or so, I wouldn't. I would try to become a 'good girlfriend'.
Like one of those girlfriends who are always so nice, not loud, one that all their friend like/ think cool. AND I HID MY THOUGHTS. BIGG MISTAKES.

because that's when the relationship begins to go downhill. I'm not saying this from a one time experience, but IT HAS HAPPENED REPEATEDLY TIMES.

THATS WHY I'M PREACHING BECOX NO ONE WANTS TO ENDD UP LIKE ME, SAD LOVE LIFE AND ALL, NO ONE I TELL YOU!!!!

#1 biggest relationship ruin is not being yourself. SO LETS ALL MAKE A VOW THAT THE NEXT RELATIONSHIP WE'RE IN WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE OURSELVES ALRIGHT? :D

But whatif our bf's doesn't like us being ourselves?

Well, didn't he fall in love with you in the first place because you were yourself???!!! If you weren't yourself when he fell in love with you, why would you still want to be with him? You need to let bad people go in order for better people to come in. :)

Don't get paranoid so much. 


This doesn't involve obvious reasons, but just little things. BIGGEST HOMEWRECKER IN A RELATIONSHIP.

If there is a solid good reason, then stick to it! If there isn't, then girl, drink some soup to calm yo'self down.

Quit expecting so much shit. 
*SIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH* THATS WHEN BOOKS AND SOCIETY COMES INTO PLAY!!!!!! We're basically trained to expect gifts 24/7 from our partner. just no, :( no. SAD, BUT SAM LIVED AND DATED FREDDIE.

Okay, that's about it for now. I know everyone expected trading for this Guide to Life, but next time, okay?! :D Relationships were just on my mind, so I blogged about that instead.