Angry Ex Bf

I'm pissed in real life, so why not do a pissed off post on this blog too? It makes perfect sense right??!!!


Since it's Sunday I guess everyone expects a happy "whoopie-doo" post from me, right right??? WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

What I'm about to rant about is old news actually, but I don't care. I wasn't pissed then when it happened, but I'm pissed now, (not about what happened, but about something that happened today, but I figured if you mine as well be pissed, put all your anger out on something that happened in the past right?)

Anyway, if you're already pissed today and if you don't want to be pissed off/ annoyed any further, or if you do not want to hear a pissed person rant, there are other happylicious blog posts I'll link you too. Here here here here here here here

I gave you a whole bunch of links, so I'm guessing that the rest of you do want to read this post? Yeah? Yeah. Okay just making sure.

Anyway, so most of you already know this crap-drama already. I call this crap-drama because every once in a while a person has to take a crap. Is it okay if I say crap? Will people get offeneded? i would say have to go to the lavatory or have to go poop, but that sounds too nice and not enough words to vent out my anger.

Once in a while a person has to take a crap. That is once in a while. Sometimes the crap turns out nice and nice brown, which means you ate healthy for the past two days and you are an awesome human being. Only sometimes you get those weird looking piece of shits when your life is fucked up to the most extreme. Is it okay if I curse in this post? I would say messed up, but messed up does not describe how I feel right now.

Well, this year hasn't been a lot of drama for me, which I am extremely happy about. Once in a while there are little issues, but there's nothing a talk can't resolve. Only once in a million granny ages now do I get a shitty crap. Last week was when I took my shitty crap.

I'm not going to say the persons name, because I feel a little nicer now, but it rymthes with USwatBro. I'm going to call USwatBro USD for short.

Alright so USD used to be an ex of mine. *sigh* This is why you don't go out with people who hate your family! Even if a fortune cookie tells you it's going to work out, it's not going to work out!

I'm sorry to tell everyone the hard truth today, but it's true. Unless if that guy got raked by your family and thats the reason why he hates them, then okay, thats an exception.

But when the guy is someone who hates on your family because they wouldn't join your crew, then that is a totally different story.

Anyway, so it was November, I was lonely and so I went out with USB. USB was okay. He didn't treat me too bad, but he didn't treat me too good, but I like someone else, besides it was when my RL and oW became balanced. Its still balanced today.

Therefore, no legit problems started until I broke up with him. That's when all the problems started.

I'm not going to say what happened, because it's quite personal and really its over, but I am going to say what happened last week, because that annoys me.

I suppose this was in a way started by me too, considering it was an avatar that was my friend. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, but whatever.

SO my friend C added him. Then C began talking to him and C founded out that USB could not hear him because he was fucking blocked.

he was wondering why he was fucking blocked from communication, but then remembered it was because of the whole Kelly thing back in November. Then C did a very smart thing and grouped a friend that wasn't blocked by USB and did the talking for C.

Then C and his friend began talking about their problems and what was going on, and ignored USB. Then they mentioned me in the convo. I forgot what they said, but I will go holler at Jojo so she will remember what she and C said and I shall inform you later, but for now lets get on with the story.

So then USB began saying "Michi? What's her username on here?"

And then C and Jojo were saying how it's none of his beeswax. Then USB said "No, because I think we used to go out."

Jojo then told him my username and USB said some degrading shit.

"Oh her. Yeah, we used to go out. I hope you know I BROKE UP WITH HERRRRRRRRRRR. and we banged lbahlbhalbhalbhalbhalhbalhbalhbalhba LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLLOLLOLOLOL"

I hope you laugh so hard you get a stomachache.

Oh there's more.

"She's such a bitch now. Thats why I broke up with her, even though she was begging for me to stay with her. LOLOLOLOL SMEMORE"

Jojo thought he was a psychopath and C found it funny how he could be such a stupid. I dunoo if he found it funny that USB was a stupid or he just found it funny that USB was referring to me as a hoe.

*sighghghghghghghghhghghghghghghghghghghghghhghgh lots and lots and lots of sigh*


Then after that was when all the psychopathness #2 begins.

He demanded Jojo to add him and Jojo said "No thanks." (because she's sane)

Then after that he demanded to talk to me. then Jojo said "i'm not your slave." (what a stud.)

Then he demanded to talk to me on Jojo's account and it'll be quick. So then jojo agreed if he would stfu.

So then we talked and talked and talked and he told me I was a bitch. *hawhaw*

Then he told me how I blocked him and how I should unblock him. What a stupid. He told me I blocked him over a message. I went on Jojo's account once more and explained to him how he was the one who blocked me because if I blocked him, then he wouldn't be able to send me any messages.

Then he told me if I wanted to talk to him, I have to be on Jojo's account to earn his "trust" back. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING TRUST DO I NEED TO EARN BACK??! Jojo found this extremely funny and rofled somemore. Then I told kelly and she thought it was halarious. Everyone thinkin' this all halarious.

Then of course I simply said 'If you want to talk to me, you could talk to me on my acc. I'm not going to sneak into my sister's account to talk to you."

I realise I really need to make my posts shorter. Anyway, part two some other time. This way you guys wont have to scroll millions!

I realised I didn't insert any pictures in this post.