Anyway, as you know 2012 I'm trying to make it the whole non-violence peace year. That way when the apocalypse comes, I can get eaten by zombies without feeling guilty that I was a shit person, or at least I tried. bah humbug
That's how I imagine how my zombie will look like: perverted, buck-toothed *hey at least their clean* , looks like a human- horse who plays with pedos, and obviously can't tell apart gender
Before I get eaten by my hideously looking zombie, I can think back to this blog post and feel all proud of myself again.
All right, so the way I learned how to cope with this anger in a positive way was :
tootin my own horn.
That's how I manage to get over it.
Once you think about it, it makes sense. The playgarizers usually copy people who are:
1. Good looking
2. Lots of money
3. Interesting
4. Famous
Since I am neither goodlooking, or have lots of money *I dont even have half a million* , or famous, I must be fucking interesting!
I'm going to add a five because with leaving the post to just four bothers me.
5. Original
Okay, there. :D That was how I got to my anger management.
I am so fucking glad you guys find me interesting! Honestly, not trying to steal a quote from my frenemy-on-andoff-bipolar person, but DWM once said:
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
OMFG! I felt wise and super ancient/old while saying that shit! I love how DWM usually puts those deep quotes in his language and everything. *wtf* They never really made sense to me back then because I was 13 or some shit, but now that I'm more granny-fied, they totally make sense now :D
I guess because when you're a youngster, people don't take you seriously, why do you think so many people lie about their age?
When I was :
Real age: 13 oW Age: 17
Real age: 14 oW Age: 15
Real age: 15 oW Age: 16
Real age: 16 oW Age: 15
Real age: 17 oW Age: 20
Real age 19: oW Age: 17 again! :D
Its like when you get younger you get older, when you get younger you grow older!!!! This has something to do with psychology, I'm sure of it!
Btw, for all the playgarizers think DWM steal the quote, he didn't. He actually put "QUOTES" around his shit. The orgin was Charles Caleb Colton 1820.
Okay, here is my temporary anger management treatment. If playgarizers continue to piss me off, I will not hesitate to fucking EXPOSE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! Lah, I might even get so angry, I'll fucking turn into a zombie at the zombie apocalypse, and you're going to be the first ones I eat.
~TROLOLOLOL
lol u tell them xD
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