1. You are not Sasha Grey
You are not a porn star. If you don't know who Sasha Grey is, then you have not been watching the Tyra Banks Show. If you watch that particular episode, cheers to you. We are the TYRA BANKS FAMILY. Don't you forget that. Besides, if you really want to know, look at the first sentence of this paragraph.
Nothing bothers me more than seeing a girl walk around like this in the Boardwalk. The only time this is acceptable is if you're at the Beach, entering a Summer Fun contest, or fucking your pixelated boyfriend/husband. (But now that I said it, you probably won't switch into a bikini to fuck your pixelated boyfriend, would you?)
I can only imagine how the conversation would go.
The fashion of Sasha Greyness was brought to girls in 2009, when girls thought it was okay to dress in bikinis throughout winter.
The look was completed with fuzzy boots, sports jacket, and two glow sticks.
The trend was probably started by a group of girls who were chilling at the beach, thinking
"Do you know what will make this bikini even better?!...IF WE WEAR IT IN THE WINTER! :D"
Therefore, came ourWorld's bombshell age. -ashamed-
Peace and I, trapped in the horrible 'Bombshell' Age.
I'm sorry, body, for mistreating you that way.2. When people insult you and block you, so you can't say anything back.
I would insert a picture, but I sent that person a letter stating for peace (because I don't want to die a bad person) so I can't. If you scroll down in my archives, many of you can already guess who it is. Nothing is more annoying to type a long paragraphed message and found out you have been blocked.
That is basically it. Those two.
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