Take a break from judging society; let me judge you instead

If you're not fat, I'm judging you.

If you're not ugly, I'm judging you.

If you don't like StarWars, The Last Song, or Pokemon, I'm judging you.

If you don't like Rebecca Black, I'm judging you.

If you don't wear dirty jeans, I'm judging you.

If you're not lice infected, I'm judging you.

If you don't stink, I'm judging you.

If you don't have a nice personality, I'm judging you.

If you don't like pickles, I'm judging you.

If you don't walk around naked, I'm judging you.

If you're not bald, I'm judging you.

If you have an username based off of that Carly Rae Jepsen song, I'm judging you.

In fact, I'm going to judge you for everything, because that's how the world works.