Once upon a time dere wuz a guy who took a sheit on ma lawn dude. it wasn't ok, as he pulled down his pants you culd see his big polktadotted target boxrs, and he got no swag man. i noe it wuz polkadotted becoz i got the same pair!!!!!!!! c'ept i have spongebob on mine!!!! i will nevr throw dat away coz dat is the first boxrs i fucked in if you no wut i meen!!!!! my lyf is so excitig. immediately, i tld dat dude to get off of my lawn, but he continued to tke his big shit, so i gve him da bird and told him to fawk himslf.
he still wuldn't leeve so i went inside my house and got my big shovel dat i use to pick up ants to tlk to. i began chasing him with my shovl, but becuz my pants were pulled down belw my asscheekz, they slipped dwn to my neez!!!!! then the man got away!!!!!!! coz i was being a d-bag and decided not to pull up my pants. de end!
den i posted da whole stori on fb!!!!!
-swagxAPHROTHENAXGOTXSWAGXXXMAN!!!!
Lmao so funny :D
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