You can keep your Singles, Porn, and Walmart Coupons

I have been getting a constant flow of views, and along with it Spam Comments. Usually those doesn't get published unless if I approve of them, but most of them usually look like this:

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and usually spam mail looks like that too, except a lot worse sometimes.

Notice how none of them knows my name. If I am such a valued blogger/customer/human being/partner, then why do none of those people know my name?  More importantly,why do you want me to visit your site, which usually links to eharmony.com, some kind of porn site, or a site where I can get a two dollar Walmart coupon.

You can keep your singles. 

By the way, why are the pictures of their models being taken through car windows. Is it just me, or does her boyfriend look like Simon Cowell. 

You can keep your porn. 

You can keep your two dollar Walmart coupon. If I am so valued, then why do I have to buy something first in order to get it free.