Michi's Love Note

Okay, so as most of you know, I am usually a straight foward person. Blunt, whatever you want to call it.

I like everyone to know absolutely everything that is in my life. That is why I love blogging so much. Face it, I'm an attention whore. I'VE LEARNED TO EMBRACE IT.

There's one thing I cannot learn to embrace is my luck with relationships. If you have been my friend for the past year, I can guarentee you, you have seen me through some crazy ass relationships. It's basically free TV.

When I get a boyfriend, and when that boyfriend is a guy. AND EVEN ONCE A GIRL WHO WAS ON A GUY ACCOUNT, anime is gonna happen!

1. everything's going to be fine, first two days or so,
2.  then after that problems start to develop,
3.problems intensifies;
4. along the way, we talk about getting a break,
5. then some slutty whore decides to get at my boyfriend,
6 then he reminds me how much he loves me,
7. I get into an asscrack moment and feel like the MOST SPECIALEST PERSON ON THE PLANET,
8.  and then we get back together,
9. the we break up.

If you have been on my list for the past year, you can almost guarentee this is going to happen. If you need a vertification list just hook up with my homies listed below:
1. Deflation
2. FHAGGOTYOBOSSBYC
3. Basham
4. Dragon619123
5. Silent Echo x3

And you don't have to worry about sounding like a fucking creeper to these people. Just be like
"Hey, my name is Bob, I want to know more about Michi's love life, so can I ask you some questions?"
I can guarentee you, 80%  of the time they will say "Yes." unless if you asked rudely, or if you're a mean person.

or if you're just someone I hate....


PLEASE, GO AWAY. THERE IS A REASON WHY I DO NOT LIKE YOU.

Otherwise, if you're just a random, normal person, FEEL FREE TO ASK! or if you want, ask me too.

I can guarentee you 100% I will not think you're a weirdo. None of my friends will think you're a weirdo either. Just look at what they have to deal with.

So the point is I never have luck with this whole love thing. If you haven't seen my New Year's resolution ,you should go check that out. It has amazing shit on it.

One of it is

Stay forever alone. 

Even though that is as depressing, there is a reason why I made that resolution. People think I make up my resolutions, but some of them are actually resolutions. There is reason behind this one!

I don't want to date another guy because I don't want to go through that whole cycle again. When I break up, it isn't pretty.

I'm talking about tears hanging everywhere, emotions hanging everywhere, spaghetti hanging everywhere...

But there's this one guy who I liked for a long LONG LONG LONG PERIOD OF TIME. Ever since June, man. I had a little crush on him.

Then that little crush turned into a big crush when I had a rocky break up in August. Then after that I full scale liked you.

And yes, I did draw that! On paint! Just in case you couldn't tell.

Wow, that dude who likes me, probably does not like me that much anymore after reading this post. But I just have to say it out here, because it has been bottled it up for almost half a year now, and if I do not talk,
I MAY DIE. OR WORST

SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL.

I mean, I didnt expect to like you in the beginning, but after that, I seriously FUCKING ALL OUT LIKED YOU. I AM JUST TOO FREAKING SHY TO ADMIT IT.!!!!!!

THERE I SAID IT.

AND ALSO BECAUSEY OU NEVER ASKED. I'M PRETTY SURE IF YOU ASKED IF I LIKED YOU MY RESPONSE WOULD BE:

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMG :O YESYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSY


You can even ask as specific as you like, I will say the above response.
This person name starts with an H and ends with fs.
If you have no clue what I'm talking about, you're probably thanking your lucky coin.

WELL, THATS ALL FOR NOW. Follow my blog, I upload regularly.