I CANT BLOODY SLEEP!! Ive been trying ever since five and now its seenbut I still cant sleep!
so now I'm on my ipod and blogging away :D since that I did promise posts on wednesdays and fridays and such. FOLLOWING SCHEDULE PEOPLE!
blogging on my iphone too! heavens forbid taking away of iphones!!!!! then children like me cannot blog while laying on soft cushiony pillows!!
Okay since I didnt go on oW much, I will blog about FAQs or random stuff that happened on oW.
LOVE Olivia came back! :D Shes a resident now too. she is a big part of my little childhood. damn our love-hate relationships. alright so lets do the FAQs. This would be good because now I can send people this link to a nice thourough, wrll answered question.
1. Why did you make a blog?
Well I made a blog because I am a very loud mouthed girl, even in real life I like to express my thoughts in some way. When it was in real life it was either through jokes or writing, especially journals. I loved writing in journals because I had stud ass gel pens. please do not mess with me when I have gel pens. or any lady who have gel pens. They do not hesitate to hurt you with a gel pen's glittery flourescent color :D I like expressing my thoughts and what I think. Yes, I can be sly about it but I need to tell someone or something. That doesn't mean I'm not careful about it though.
2.What do you look for in a guy?
Well I don't date much on oW or at all anymore. I like uniqueness in a person. Sometimes I like down to earth guys. Its not because I like sniffing earth. I do not like sniffing grass. I have a large variety in what I look for so I dot particularly "look for" anything.
3. Why do you want to stay single?
I like staying single and having MICHI FREEDOM!!! I dont feel like I make a very good girlfriend. I'm more of a friend material. Everytime I date, at some point I get too couciouss on what I'm doing. THAT IS NOT GOOD. Over couciousness leads up to PSYCHO I already lost enough of my sanity as it is :( Qhen theres a bug break up, I feel THE NEED TO DATE. When you start datin' THERE IS NO END. AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO PUT MYSELF IN VIRTUAL HEARTBREAK TORTURE? D:
4. Why do you talk in CAPS?
I talk in CAPS BECAUSE I LIKE TALKING IN CAPS. I like the way words form out and I like the attention. I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE OKAY?
5. Can you gift me?!?!?!
*does Jenna Marbles face*
6. Let's have sex. WTF NOT EVEN A WUESTION SO LEMME REPHRASE THAT
Can you have sex with me?!?!
WAIT SINCE IM A MINOR LET ME EDIT AND REPHRASE AGAIN :D
8D *pedofile voice with curly, greasy mustache twitching containing a dead flea inside* can we have sex?!?!?! *waggles bushy, pointy eyebrows in the most pedofilic way*
*GETS PEPPER SPRAY* no. I am a minor. PLUS I am a husband of a woman! please! have some dignity! I am married to my wifey roro!
tip: if i want to have sex with you, I WILL ASK, you dont have to offer. it's likr going up to a prostitute and asking "HOW MUCH" when if that girl was a prostitute SHE WILL BE ASKING YOU. so please! save yourself from embarassment because I do take pictures :D
plus, i am a minor and I need money for college. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SUE YOU
7. Can you add me on FACEBOOK?!
I used to have an oW facebook, but then after alice left I deactivated it. then I made a new one so cameronand I could talk. I didnt add him on my old one because there were still pictures of me ad I didnt fully trust him yet. Later, I slowly began having more friends and I trusted them. it was a good summer if it wasnt for a bad boyfriend. Then at October, that facebook got deleted by facebook because I didnt want to vertify my phone #. I reactivated my old facebook and added my new friends. THEN A MONTH LATER FACEBOOK WANTED ME TO VERTIFY MY BLOODY NUMBER AGAIN. that would be no problem but I made that facebook in 2010 and I had a different phone and number then. I COULDNT BLOODY VERTIFY IT! I emailed requested facebook and asked if I could change my vertification number to my current number and they said they wanted me to present three IDs to make sure I wasnt some hacker. DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY HACKER?!?!?! D: My mom wouldnt let me photocopy my birth certificate or any other ID to FB. I wasnt about to either. It's good because now people email me instead :D Besides, its just a bloody account. I dont want to go tothe extreme of sending my IDs and passports to FB. ITS NOT WORTH IT.
SORT VERSION OF ANSWER: NO. for additional details, read above.
8. Will you trade with me your Monster Fur Boots?
No...monster fur boots, leaves are items I AM DEFINITELY not willing to trade. I'm only willing to trade items in my Brag Bag. PLEASE DONT TELL ME ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I STILL FEEL NO SYMPATHY TO TRADE BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I USED TO FEEL BAD, NOW I STILL DO A LITTLE BUT WTF WHY SHOULD I GIVE A PERSON I DONT KNOW A DUPER EXPENSIVE GIFT?!?! OKAY, I'M SOYNDING GREEDY BUT I WORKED HARD FOR THEM DAMMIT! D:<
9. How old are you?
15, almost 16. GO TO POST 1 FOR DEPTH.
10. Why did youdelete me?
I deleted my WHOLE friends list. I had a whole bunch of people I didnt know and it was quite depressing. I deleted everybody so I can surroud myself with the people who care about me and oeople I care for back. only about 30% of my friendslist are people I dont consider as FAMILY.
COME BACK ON FRIDAY FOR MORE POSTS :D Thanks for all tge support guys :D it means a lot to me :)
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