It's been a bloody long time since they've upgraded. They have upgraded plenty, but I've never been on to witness that boredom for a very, very long time.
I HATE GETTING SCREENS LIKE THIS D:
OR
JUST GO ON
www.ourworld.com :D
CLICK. EITHER ONE OF THOSE :D
I have a blog post for Wednesday too, I'm just blogging because I ate food and did my homework. AMAZING HOW AN UPGRADE CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
I guess the upgrades aren't bad considering we're getting flowstar, better coinboxes, afterwards.
To me it doesn't make a difference because it isn't free shit. I'M SO BROKE, I REALLY CANT AFFORD ANOTHER 65GEM FLOW BOX D: IM ALREADY HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE 30 GEM FLOW BOX
Not trying to sound like an ourworld cave-granny, but I remember back in the days when the wishing star was only 45 gems and noobs could gift. *sighs wonderfully and looks into the clouds* *see's cloud shaped like a penis* *looks back down*
I wish I owned a unicorn. Unicorns are awesome. They have one horn and they are shiny. Plus they can fly. Maybe they'll fly into penis clouds.
Cheaters
I HATE CHEATERS!
I AM A CHEATER HATER!
CHEATERHATER.
That sounds like cheddar hater, but I'm not a cheddar hater, I'm a CHEATER HATER.
I'm not the only human being in the world who hates cheaters. Who likes being cheated on?
EXACTLY.
WHO LIKES BEING CHEATED ON!
Then why do people still cheat? It bothers me.
Some cheaters date other cheaters, that's fine with me. Don't come complaining to me when you're a cheater and your boyfriend's a cheater.
I FEEL NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU!!!!!
So when you cheat on him, IT'S OKAY,
BUT WHEN HE CHEATS ON YOU.
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IT'S TWENTY TWELVE!
Gimme a break =_= tbh, if i was a guy and if my GF was cheating on me, the best thing to get even is to cheat on her too!
If there ever was a drug, I think they should invent a drug to make people less horny. That'll be the perfect drug ever! That way if you are worried that your partner is cheating on you, you can slip it into everything he/she eats.
oW, instead of upgrading on boxes people can't afford, you should upgrading on less horny drugs.
Since I am the scientist of this magical drug, I'm calling this.....
MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE.
This is what it looks like:
No this is not a flowerly condom,
IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST AWESOMEST THING THAT'S GOING TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE?!!!!
Words can't describe how awesome this is going to be.
Because, honestly, how many of you FULLY trust your partners? When they're in a locked condo, don't you get suspicious?
I DO I DO.
I GET SUSPICIOUS IF MY BOYFRIEND EVER GOES TO A LOCKED CONDO
so I ask. If they have nothing to hide, then they will group you and introduce you to their friend OR WHATEVER.
Honestly, WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID TO ASK?
Because he's going to pull out the
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!! DAMMIT!! XO IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW???!!! AFTER WE HAD FOUR CHILDREN YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PULLS OUT CHARLIE SHEEN MOVE* WE ARE OVA *SNAPZ IN A Z-FORMATION, EXCLAIMATION.*"
GIRL VERSION:
"UGH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! *FLIPS LONG OURWORLD WINTER HAIR* *PUTS ON A DARK DEPRESSING OUTFIT* *PUTS ON CRYING POLAR BEAR PET* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DONT TRUST ME!!!!!!! *BATS EYELASHES*"
Well I got news for you: if there's nothing to hide, then there's nothing to get worked up over.
Some people know EVERYTHING about me, and some people I dated knew NOTHING about me, but none of them really had a problem introducing me to their friend or etc etc. COS YOU GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
What's ironic is that the line 99.7% of divorced, single, lonely, people always say is:
OR
OR
The government should really legalize MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE. Who wants to invent a MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE?
I can't see why government wouldn't legalize it, as long as there's no health hazards such as
hallucination of tampons,
sniffing hobos,
provoking charlie sheens
DANGEREROUS!
And I have just remembered....
I forgot to make my Christmas List.
BTW I MADE A TWITTER:
https://twitter.com/#!/Aphrothena_
I post regular tweets, pictures of what I wear, random pictures of my EPIC COOKING, and other stuff.
TWEET ME,
HERE'S YOUR BRIBE:
33% OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME HAVE BOOBS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE. YAY! FREE BOOBS :D FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE FREE BOOBS!
oW, instead of upgrading on boxes people can't afford, you should upgrading on less horny drugs.
Since I am the scientist of this magical drug, I'm calling this.....
MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE.
This is what it looks like:
IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST AWESOMEST THING THAT'S GOING TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE?!!!!
Words can't describe how awesome this is going to be.
Because, honestly, how many of you FULLY trust your partners? When they're in a locked condo, don't you get suspicious?
I DO I DO.
I GET SUSPICIOUS IF MY BOYFRIEND EVER GOES TO A LOCKED CONDO
so I ask. If they have nothing to hide, then they will group you and introduce you to their friend OR WHATEVER.
Honestly, WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID TO ASK?
Because he's going to pull out the
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!! DAMMIT!! XO IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW???!!! AFTER WE HAD FOUR CHILDREN YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PULLS OUT CHARLIE SHEEN MOVE* WE ARE OVA *SNAPZ IN A Z-FORMATION, EXCLAIMATION.*"
GIRL VERSION:
"UGH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! *FLIPS LONG OURWORLD WINTER HAIR* *PUTS ON A DARK DEPRESSING OUTFIT* *PUTS ON CRYING POLAR BEAR PET* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DONT TRUST ME!!!!!!! *BATS EYELASHES*"
Well I got news for you: if there's nothing to hide, then there's nothing to get worked up over.
Some people know EVERYTHING about me, and some people I dated knew NOTHING about me, but none of them really had a problem introducing me to their friend or etc etc. COS YOU GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
What's ironic is that the line 99.7% of divorced, single, lonely, people always say is:
I can't believe I trusted him.
OR
I can't believe I trusted her.
OR
I can't believe I trusted that he-she. She got a sex change behind my back and screwed with another man all this time. HOW COULD I NOT HAVE KNOWN???!!! D:
The government should really legalize MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE. Who wants to invent a MAGGLEPOOFODOODLE?
I can't see why government wouldn't legalize it, as long as there's no health hazards such as
hallucination of tampons,
sniffing hobos,
provoking charlie sheens
DANGEREROUS!
And I have just remembered....
I forgot to make my Christmas List.
BTW I MADE A TWITTER:
https://twitter.com/#!/Aphrothena_
I post regular tweets, pictures of what I wear, random pictures of my EPIC COOKING, and other stuff.
TWEET ME,
HERE'S YOUR BRIBE:
33% OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME HAVE BOOBS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE. YAY! FREE BOOBS :D FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE FREE BOOBS!
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