Names that kills your brain cells

How to get names that will make girls want to fuck you.

Okay, so I got inspired right when I logged on right now. LOL

Okay, so I know a lot of people on ourWorld has a lot of awesome/creative names, and once in a while we even have a whole big MAINSTREAM NAME MOVEMENT.

Eg. 2010 when everyone had to change their names with Xx or Oo or Cxii like XxSmileForYouxX . Seriously, at one point I wanted to change my name to XxAphrothenaxX or OoMichioO but thank God I didn't do that!!! (Even though OoMichioO does sound really cool.) Can't make fun of it too much, since I had friends who did that.

Anyway, now we just make fun of people who have names with seductive meanings. Or some people. If you have a deep meaning like ... Horney4u, Cxii8DBack4James, or BeingHorneyKillsUrBrainCells , people probably won't make fun of you.

By the way, this is what a typical BeingHornyKillsUrBrainCells looks like

So fucking chose your names carefully before you start the game! It creates the whole image and what people think of you!

But if you have a name like: Eggs, EggsThatMakeKids, or LeggoMyEggo8D


and if you dress in rich clothes/have a lot of SRs, you will not be made fun of, you will probably be considered as eccentric 


THIS IS LIKE FUCKING CLASS WARFARE IN REAL LIFE!!!

EXCEPT ON VIRTUAL LIFE!!!!! WHICH MAKES IT BETTER!!!

Okay, the main tip I wanted to give was, if you're a guy or a girl, then you should be careful about choosing your name. Remember, a name will give first impressions weather to bully you, or hug you, think of you as a fatty sausage, or think of you as an eccentric sausage. IT WILL DETERMINE IF YOU ARE A DISNEY PRINCESS OR A DISNEY PEASANT WHO WILL ONE DAY TURN INTO A PRINCESS

But unless you are 16-21, please do not put the year you're born in in your name. You could, but that is a pet peeve of mine when I see someone who's name is Miley2001 walking around the Boardwalk. o_o Suddenly, I have urges to protect that girl from the maniacs of the island, including me.

And if somebody does bully you for your name, just remember to act crazier. A lot of people are more scared of crazies than they are of argumentative people. Thumbs up to you if you watch the Phillip DeFranco show.

Signing off

~Michi