Last night it started and wouldn't go away, just when I was about to start math homework too. That's the proof that math is poison to my body.
So today I'm in a badass grumpy awesome mood. It's the perfect mood for trolling. I haven't been on ourworld lately, but I decided to give it a long, hardcore visit today, and I realized what has changed: People are idiots.
A lot could change when you leave for a few months. You could be the richest person leaving and come back poor as fuck. You want to know why? Because your swag is gone now. Your swag is gone and replaced by the new generation of ourWorld gamers who will probably ditch ourWorld for IMVU once they discover it, like how you have.
This is how the chain of gaming works, no lie. I'm Hipster/Scientist Michi, so I know all of this gaming stuff. You can trust me. I may hate math and have no degree, but I am still an accurate scientist.
1.
This is like the first shit people start playing. If you want to be more technical, the first would be the disneychannel games.
I know I use Club Penguin a lot, but it's not like I have hate towards Club Penguin or Disney. I love Disney, but even the people over there have to admit Club Penguin is turning a little ghetto as kids start to hit puberty and learn about sex in third grade. It's a pretty exciting period. Then they learn how to get around the chats and get penguins into their igloos. LOL
obviously home of a boss. Too bad my crib only had one constant theme throughout my two years playing:
Yet, it is the most bad ass out of all of them. Just look at the way the trees sway.
2. Second stage comes ourworld
Look how cool the graphics look!! All high tech and shit compared to the ones above! And guess what? The people/avatars there are ACTUALLY IN HUMAN SHAPE AND FORM?! NO WAY!!!!!!! AND YOU CAN DRESS UP AND THERE IS A CLEAR DISTINCTION BETWEEN GIRL AND BOY?! BEST SITE EVER!!!!!
And of course you can express yourself in slutty clothes. This is the era of gamers who just hit puberty and in puberty.
Of course then you log on and realize you still can't curse, but you can have sex moves. = logic of the ceos AT LEAST SLUTTY CLOTHES ARE STILL AVAILABLE!!
Hey, and what originated out of oW are those bloggers like me, who blog about gem codes, because I obviously blog about gem codes and provide useful information to get you through this game.
3. IMVU
This describes everything that needs to be said about IMVU ^
I'm going to describe it anyway. It's like ourWorld except BETTER and DIFFERENT
oh my gohshshhshs why am i advertising for them. I don't even go on IMVU.
It's like ourWorld except BIGGER, BETTER, and more boobs.
Plus, you can customize your own shit and get pets. and have sex. if you're into things like that.
This is aimed for people who are in puberty or 30 year olds who are unhappy with their wives. lyk why it got to be like this
I can guarentee you 99/100 people ditch ourworld for IMVU. the other 1/100 people decided that real life is more important and reproductive because there you can actually do something and not kill your sells from computer radiation. I'm the .1% who are in the middle
4.
Don't know much about this game except people who play it wont shut up about it. and they spend a lot of money on it. and people have given up their wives and life to afford this game and play. this deserves a hashtag #truestory
If you are one of those people who are wondering who the fuck am i to voice my opinion, I would like to respond with a smart answer:
Update: fml i realized i spellt 'cells' 'sells' ksdjfsdkloaghaffffaffagafffffagafff
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