If you're sent here by a person other than myself, you should be ashamed of yourself

I forgot my extra cautious manners that people require on this island game. Oh wait, I didn't.

There are some laws of virtual games that I will never grasp, except that people who follow/make them are complete idiots. This is why we go to school, guys. Now I know why I would get so sad when I played this game and went to trading events. I usually go to events when I'm home from work or school. (I know, I finally got a job.) Then I go to an event where a percentage of people attempt to use no kind of educational/logical/reasonable fiber have what-so-ever. Here is what I mean by this:

Girl: Do you want to trade? 


Me: Sure ^_^ (Checks brag bag beforehand to save time.) 


Girl: I want you're halo.


Me: Alright, what's your best offer? ^_^


Girl: Check my brag bag


Me: Sorry, I have most of the items already. ^_^


Girl: I'm pretty sure you don't have EVERYTHING in my brag bag! 


Me: The halo is worth 3 mill. (And that was pretty generous because the halo was worth much more.) 


Girl: How about the dress/rose/etc.


Me: That's only worth .6 mill... ^_^


Girl: bitch


I'm sorry, did you not know the difference between 600,000 and 3,000,000 million? Did I not use the expression of a cute bunny ^_^ and be polite? Most importantly: DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT BY THE PHRASE 'Sorry, I have most of the items already ^_^'  translates to: I'm not interested.

I think this should be the whole 'Facebook/Myspace Profile Picture' Movement. Instead of having captions like the ones we have now, people should switch it to translations.

I'll give you an example on myself. Yes, you're finally going to see what I look like, or at least a part of me.

You don't know how often common sense can trip people up. Maybe I should create an app like "I'd cap that" . Not only will I "cap that", but I would give people the common sense and basic wisdom they need in life.

If you're trading and if you're coming up with a similar problem and if you want to come off as an asshole, send this link to the other person. I'm pretty sure they'll understand.